Rohan Ince facts on Twitter

[Norman Potting]

I am sure that we have seen or heard many of them before but they still made me smile. Not clever enough to paste a link here, you'll just have to hunt for them.

 

[casbom]

https://twitter.com/RohanInceFacts

He is actually on twitter as well, but hasn't tweeted since mid Oct.

 

[jamie (not that one)]

Amazing

 

[Norman Potting]

"When Rohan Ince goes to The Amex, he gets the pie he ordered EVERY time" is an original one - some bloke called Mendoza tweeted it.

How about "When Rohan Ince gets the train home after a game he always gets a seat, there is a complimentary refreshment trolley service and it takes him straight home even though Dr Beeching shut his station in 1963".

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

"Death once had a near-Ince experience"

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

These things always amuse me. Do you The Rohan even realises he's becoming so popular?

Slightly off topic, talking to a mate today and he has a few friends and connections at the Albion, one of them who works in some sort of coaching capacity was telling him about 6 months ago that Ince probably won't go very far in the game, labelled him a big lump that can run a bit WRONG

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Hmm - Chuck Norris facts with the name Rohan Ince inserted, but they all work for me. So soon we'll see "Alien v Predator was originally called 'Alien and Predator v Rohan Ince' - but nobody would pay to see a movie 3 seconds long." And "The bogeyman checks under his bed for Rohan Ince."

 

[Seagull on the wing]

These things always amuse me. Do you The Rohan even realises he's becoming so popular?

Slightly off topic, talking to a mate today and he has a few friends and connections at the Albion, one of them who works in some sort of coaching capacity was telling him about 6 months ago that Ince probably won't go very far in the game, labelled him a big lump that can run a bit WRONG

Just shows some people who think they are in the 'know' actually know nothing...Incy Wincy is a star of the very near future...

 

[GreersElbow]

Rohan Ince is the only man ever to beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

That's superb.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

Jesus can walk on water.

Rohan Ince can swim through land.

 

[The Truth]

Rohan Ince is a 2nd cousin to Kerry Mayo.

 

[7:18]

Jesus can walk on water.

Rohan Ince can swim through land.

love this one!

 

[severnside gull]

Hmm - Chuck Norris facts with the name Rohan Ince inserted, but they all work for me. So soon we'll see "Alien v Predator was originally called 'Alien and Predator v Rohan Ince' - but nobody would pay to see a movie 3 seconds long." And "The bogeyman checks under his bed for Rohan Ince."

there has been a Yaya Toure spoof floating around for a while of which these are direct lifts

 

[Albumen]

Sounds like a rework of the Crouch leg-drop of doom classic.

 

[shaolinpunk]

He is actually on twitter as well, but hasn't tweeted since mid Oct.

I wouldn't be so sure - the exchange that his last tweet relates to makes me doubt his authenticity - nothing else tweeted since this:

Shamir Goodwin ‏@shamirGoodwin 15 Oct
@RohanInce this ain't even Rohan lol

Rohan Ince ‏@RohanInce 15 Oct
@shamirGoodwin it is me! I will tweet a picture of me with my name on me

Shamir Goodwin ‏@shamirGoodwin 15 Oct
@RohanInce awkward coz I've just text him...

 

[SweatyMexican]

I like this one : Rohan doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down. The guy who said that must be a pretty cool guy!

Oh wait, that's me!

 

[Munkfish]

These things always amuse me. Do you The Rohan even realises he's becoming so popular?

Slightly off topic, talking to a mate today and he has a few friends and connections at the Albion, one of them who works in some sort of coaching capacity was telling him about 6 months ago that Ince probably won't go very far in the game, labelled him a big lump that can run a bit WRONG

To be fair I would have agreed with him, last season he did seem rather clumsey, his passing is not the best and wasnt too great in the air.

This season however, he has transformed into a complete monster. fair play to him and it goes to show players are not always ready at 18-19 Ince is now 21 and really shining, great to players getting a chance, thats two we have had off Chelsea now, keep them coming Jose.

 

[smillie's garden]

Kanye West has applied to be Rohan's social secretary/boot boy; a voluntary position.

Unfortunately, Mr. West submitted his application too late: Vladimir Putin has got the gig.

 

[Biscuit]

Just recycled Chuck Norris facts,

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

I like.....

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Rohan Ince