Rob is the new Rocky!!

[The Wookiee]

My mate, who is a bit shy, reads NSC everyday without posting.
So I wanted to take this opportunity to say hello Rob!!

He had his first fight in a pub last Friday and he is so ashamed.

He was playing air guitar to this girl, and the boyfriend took offence and punched him on the nose!!

Apparentley the boyfriend does not like air guitar!!



Go Rocky!!!

 

[The Wookiee]

 

[The Wookiee]

Air Guitar By Rocky Rob

If the idea of strumming an imaginary six-string appeals, my guide to this increasingly popular pastime should strike a chord



1. Zac "Mr Magnet" Monro, a 31-year-old architect from London, the reigning world champion, tomorrow defends his air guitar crown at the Oulu Music Video Festival in Finland.

2. Where should he start? His stunning performance last year was to the accompaniment of Blur's Song 2 - proving that air guitar is not necessarily synonymous with the worst excesses of "cock rock".

3. But beginners may wish to try Apache by the Shadows. It has a slow melodic pace that allows a novice to practice hand movements on his or her imaginary axe while also trying out some footwork.

4. Once you have that sorted it may be time to try some classic moves: Pete Townshend's windmilling right hand on Who classics such as Pinball Wizard or Rick Parfitt of Status Quo's roaring rhythm playing on Down Down or Caroline.

5. The ultimate idol for most air guitarists is of course Brian May. After all, he did play on the roof of Buckingham Palace and you don't get more air guitar than that. He even put together "The Greatest Air Guitar Album in the World ... Ever".

6. A decision inspired on learning Bohemian Rhapsody had topped an internet poll to find the number one air guitar track of all time.

7. So you've got a little better, ditched the tennis racket, and are now ready to move on to some of the serious interpretative stuff. Smoke on the water (Deep Purple), Since you've been gone (Rainbow) and Walk this way (Run DMC/Aerosmith) will all give your creative vision space to grow.

8. If you are particularly flash and reckon you can now play air guitar behind your back or with your teeth (just make sure you keep your hands in line, it's a beginner's mistake to lose the shape) it may be time to try a bit of Hendrix. Voodoo Chile can make a breathtaking finale if you smash your imaginary instrument against an imaginary amp, try this for Smells like Teen Spirit too.

9. But do try to keep it contemporary - ZZ Top, Led Zeppelin and Thin Lizzy are all very well but what the youngsters want to see these days is an accomplished air guitarist throwing himself (come on, it's always him) about to some Limp Bizkit or Slipknot.

10. Bear this advice in mind, read around your subject to discover the best poses and you - yes, you - may one day make a world champion air guitarist.

11. Dont practice your air guitar infront of women in the Hove Park Tavern - You may well get beaten up

 

[John Dorian]

DID HE HIT THE GUY BACK USING HIS AIR GUITAR ?

 

[The Wookiee]

Rob Knight:

This is just for you!!

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[SK1NT]

Adrian