questions asked at a job interview...

[slimes]

If you were a fish what fish would you be?

What the fcuk ! wasnt the right answer ,I didnt get the job at g4s

 

[BLOCK F]

If you were a fish what fish would you be?

What the fcuk ! wasnt the right answer ,I didnt get the job at g4s

Should have said a big fish!

 

[Doc Lynam]

Should have said a "Remora and i'm going to stick to you like glue, you massive shark of a man/ woman."

 

[Nibble]

Should have told them to f*** off

 

[shaolinpunk]

Should have said cod, just for the halibut

 

[arkan]

If you were a fish what fish would you be?

What the fcuk ! wasnt the right answer ,I didnt get the job at g4s

i work for g4s at their head office and well its best if you didnt work for them. inept from the bottom up

 

[marshy68]

my current job - I walked into the interview -
first question
Interviewer" Do you smoke"?
Me "yes"
Interviewer " I hate smoking"
Second question
Interviewer " You say you like football on your CV, who do you support"?
Me: "brighton and hove albion"
Interviewer " I am a palace season ticket holder"
Me "shall i get me coat"
Been working with the enemy for 14 years......

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"What kind of fish would you be?"

"A stop wasting my time with stupid questions fish".

 

[wellquickwoody]

Just asked this to a colleague, who replied as follows.

'A salmon, so that I could leap up high above everyone else'.

F**king wanker!

 

[father_and_son]

Worst I've had... "What is the angle between clock hands at 10 to 2... Talk me through your thinking all the way... If you stop talking I'll assume you've stopped thinking"


Oh, and I'd be a clown fish... a little bit different, a little unusual, but nice to look at.

 

[Bad Ash]

Worst I've had... "What is the angle between clock hands at 10 to 2... Talk me through your thinking all the way... If you stop talking I'll assume you've stopped thinking"

Assuming that you were going for a job that requires some logic and mathematical ability then that actually sounds like a pretty good question. I probably wouldn't appreciate it bweing thrown at me mid interview though!

 

[SK1NT]

I think it sounds like a fun question... nothing wrong with taking a few seconds to PONDer it...

Id be a sardine... as i am good at working in a team... and i taste good

Its all bullshit but shows how quick you can think.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I'd have said a Blowfish and then winked at him whilst nibbling the tip of my finger.

 

[Badger]

If you were a fish what fish would you be?

What the fcuk ! wasnt the right answer ,I didnt get the job at g4s

I guess this goes some way towards explaining why G4S made such a SHAMBLES of the Olympics.

 

[The Optimist]

Assuming that you were going for a job that requires some logic and mathematical ability then that actually sounds like a pretty good question. I probably wouldn't appreciate it bweing thrown at me mid interview though!

It's the "Talk me through your thinking all the way... If you stop talking I'll assume you've stopped thinking" bit that sounds crap.

 

[emphyrian]

i went for a job at the Gadget shop and on asking if they had any work i was asked to sing a song there and then on the shop floor. Up onto the high shelf stool thing i stood " P A L A C E, Stevie Coppels got VD" i got the job with out an interview.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

It's the "Talk me through your thinking all the way... If you stop talking I'll assume you've stopped thinking" bit that sounds crap.

Absolutely. People think in different ways, and just because they can't rattle off some ad-lib mumbo-jumbo does not disqualify them for a job. If someone asked me that, I'd probably walk out thinking he was a pratt and I wouldn't want to work for him anyway. I get enough technical questions during interviews, I don't need bollox like that as well.

 

[Return of the Rev]

I was asked could you describe what you think are the main reasons for reporting malpractice within he care industry and could you describe how good practice should be maintained .
I answered bigeye squaretail

 

[Dan The Man]

Someone really asked that? sounds a bit fishy to me....

 

[Trufflehound]

Fins ain't what they used to be.