Quality Or What!!!

[berkshire seagull]

I screwed a girl that i've fancied for ages and I popped half a Viagra. She will definatley be back for more, if her boyfriend doesn't stop her.

Having a bit of trouble keeping the pecker up are we!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Did you buy it from Bobby Zamora?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Oh yeah, best bit was when they took their false teeth out to kiss me

Well you no the saying there is always next week
Don't normaly get old birds in there do ya

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I'm not fussed! Come down when you get back then, can you stay in the Grand this time? Or anywhere without skanky all night kebab shops where you can ask the owner to suck your ganglies nearby

 

[Blackadder]

Hey Berkshire.


Having seen the last pic of you with the "swollen" face, did you offer her some Cow pie?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Hey Berkshire.


Having seen the last pic of you with the "swollen" face, did you offer her some Cow pie?

Yeah that picture is a joke
Must have been booted in the face a few times and didn't no about it.

 

[berkshire seagull]

I'm not fussed! Come down when you get back then, can you stay in the Grand this time? Or anywhere without skanky all night kebab shops where you can ask the owner to suck your ganglies nearby

Yeah i forgot about that takeaway shop and was winding that bloke up big time
Its the aunties next time for sure ,so no free accommodation for you chaps.

 

[Blackadder]

Yeah that picture is a joke
Must have been booted in the face a few times and didn't no about it.

LOL Berkshire. Booted in the face unawares!!

 

[berkshire seagull]

LOL Berkshire. Booted in the face unawares!!

Must have been the leicester whore tring to rape me in the toilets

 

[Captain Sensible]

Having a bit of trouble keeping the pecker up are we!

No stupid. It is used for recreation aswell ya know. And as a young man of 27 years, on just half a tab you can go for hours and everything is ALOT more intense. Not only that, you'll impress whoever you're with as long as you don't tell them. It's class.

 

[Beach Hut]

No stupid. It is used for recreation aswell ya know. And as a young man of 27 years, on just half a tab you can go for hours and everything is ALOT more intense. Not only that, you'll impress whoever you're with as long as you don't tell them. It's class.

Cue the Viagra Forum or Fan Club

 

[berkshire seagull]

No stupid. It is used for recreation aswell ya know. And as a young man of 27 years, on just half a tab you can go for hours and everything is ALOT more intense. Not only that, you'll impress whoever you're with as long as you don't tell them. It's class.

The booze alone does it for me!
Well she must have been well impressed and no doubt she will be back for more.
You might need to stock up though