Quality Or What!!!

[berkshire seagull]

Just had a real shit night again as my ex turned up again the bitch,but anyway i got the 2-00 night bus and got chatting with a whitley bird and have just walked her home after shagging her ha ha ha.

Is that quality or what

 

[DTES]

Indeed. Almost as quality as the fact that your first thought afterwards was to tell us. The Albion is with you. Always.

 

[Reading Posh]

Just had a real shit night again as my ex turned up again the bitch,but anyway i got the 2-00 night bus and got chatting with a whitley bird and have just walked her home after shagging her ha ha ha.

Is that quality or what

Never thought I'd see the words "Whitley" and "bird" in one sentance

 

[Beach Hut]

She must be pretty easy going if all you needed to do was chat her up on the bus.

Or did she pull you ?

 

[gonzo666]

top man

 

[berkshire seagull]

I was in branagans and trotted over the road and she was at the bus stop and i recall seeing her and she recalls seeing me then i asked her the cuppa coffee thing ha ha.
She had a shaven minge and lovely pointed nipples sticking up grrrr and she blows very well.

Must admit i can't see this happening again while on a bus ha ha superbbbbbbbb.

Anyone else had a simular thing as its the top draw!

 

[Artois]

Berkshire: King amongst men

 

[berkshire seagull]

Just a lucky end to a shiteish night

 

[Captain Sensible]

I screwed a girl that i've fancied for ages and I popped half a Viagra. She will definatley be back for more, if her boyfriend doesn't stop her.

 

[Wilts]

Strange how nights change eh Berkshire?

You texted me about 1am and we'd both had shit nights in Reading. Good skills with the Whitley bird... hope she went like a train.

 

[Braders]

or at least like a bus

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I take it she was a bit better then your one in the Event then Berky
And to think you wanted to be in Brighton last night!

 

[berkshire seagull]

I love brighton
She wouldn't let me shag her til i gave her an orgasm with my tougne ha ha.
I was on overdrive,but got there in the end

Where did you go wilts and danny boy how was your night in the event mmmmmmm.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It was great thanks! I had an entire hen party with a spinny round board game type thingy (I think I was the 'forfeit', ah well! ) and I managed to get on my fit mate at last after months of trying (Female mate, I hasten to add!) When are you down next?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Well off to greece next weekend,but maybe the weekend after
So you shagged her or just a slip of the tougne grrrrrrr!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Shagged? Please! They were about 40. That's your territory.
And the other bird had to go home early cos she's got school on Monday

 

[Wilts]

Where did you go wilts and danny boy how was your night in the event mmmmmmm.

Squares, Yates's, Bar 38 etc. All the usual chain bars with a dash of Wetherspoons thrown in. The Lemon and Ginger real ale wasn't up to much... even at £1.30 a pint. Neeeeeeeeeeed some independent clubs apart from Mango, Boxing Club, Matrix etc...

 

[berkshire seagull]

Squares, Yates's, Bar 38 etc. All the usual chain bars with a dash of Wetherspoons thrown in. The Lemon and Ginger real ale wasn't up to much... even at £1.30 a pint. Neeeeeeeeeeed some independent clubs apart from Mango, Boxing Club, Matrix etc...

I was in the revolution,square and yates ha ha!
Never been in mangos,but no doubt its a pile of shite like the rest.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Shagged? Please! They were about 40. That's your territory.
And the other bird had to go home early cos she's got school on Monday

Oi i don't go for old ones as only the young ones
I bet you felt cool with all those old birds trying to get into your pants.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Oh yeah, best bit was when they took their false teeth out to kiss me