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Problems in love



Early Doors

Coach
Sep 15, 2003
817
Horsham
I have been going out with my girlfriend for about two months. We are getting quite serious, and she is coming round to meet my parents for the first time on Sunday.

She has been in trouble with the law on numerous occasions, but with her family background, it's hardly surprising.

Her father has is currently doing time for armed robbery.
Her mother has had loads of convictions for prostitution.
Her (latest) step father is a known drug dealer, and is also suspected for loads of other stuff such as illegal imigrant gangs.
She has 4 brothers and 3 sisters. They have all been in trouble for various stuff. Her youngest (14) brother recently stabbed his best mate.

As I said, she is meeting my parents on Sunday. I just don't know how to tell them that her whole family are Palace season ticket holders!!

:lolol: :lolol:
 








Early Doors

Coach
Sep 15, 2003
817
Horsham
readingstockport said:
DONT FOR GODS SAKE LIE. TELL YOUR FOLKS SHE'S A READING
(Sorry Wilts only joking) FAN OR EVEN A B*****Y FAN OR SOMETHING. NOT THAT LOT THOUGH.

Only thing worse would be a franchise scummer IMHO.

I don't think I am quite pissed enough to understand what the f*** that means! ???

I will try later :jester:
 
















US Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
5,691
Cleveland, OH
Early Doors said:
IHer father has is currently doing time for armed robbery.
Her mother has had loads of convictions for prostitution.
Her (latest) step father is a known drug dealer, and is also suspected for loads of other stuff such as illegal imigrant gangs.
She has 4 brothers and 3 sisters. They have all been in trouble for various stuff. Her youngest (14) brother recently stabbed his best mate.
:lolol: :lolol:

Look on the bright side, at least you won't have to worry about impressing her parents :lolol:
 


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