Preston's sub Smith

[The Large One]

The twat with the bleach blond hair. What the f*** was he on when he came onto the pitch? Too many blue Smarties?

Puffing his chest out, elbowing Captain Dan, falling over and getting DC a yellow card in the process (you're a f***ing prat, ref) then leaping to his feet like a hunted gazzelle. Even Hinshelwood wanted to take his head off, and a few of the other Albion players wanted to join him.

What a c unt.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Thought he was a complete

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Thought the other sub was a top bloke tho. The one that didn't get on. Had a good laugh going with H Block.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

The sub who didnt get on was superb, will you ever get a game, shake of the head and a sad look on his face, great stuff.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

tosser by the sounds of it

 

[Giant Seagull]

a complete tosspiece

 

[dougdeep]

How do you dye your roots black like that?