tinx
Well-known member
If Premiership teams were women.....
> Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
> Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
> potential to really screw you over.
>
> Aston Villa - Dido
> One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
>
> Birmingham City - Maria Carey
> Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are
thick.
>
> Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
> Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.
>
> Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
> Always looks like she might go down but never does.
>
> Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
> Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises.
>
> Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher
> Hated by millions, supported by idiots.
>
> Everton - Barbara Windsor
> Been laughing at those t1ts so long we forget that once upon a
time
> they actually looked quite good.
>
> Fulham - Andrea Corr
> Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with
> fame.
>
> Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
> Generally a bit cr@p and second rate really, but some people like
her.
>
> Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
> Dirty
>
> Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
> Individually all the components look fantastic- just doesn't work
when
> put together.
>
> Man City - Madonna
> Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice
> new home though.
>
> Man United - Jordan
> Dominated by t1ts. Quite repulsive really.
>
> Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
> Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak
> of.
>
> Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
> Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.
>
> Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
> On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what
she's
> going to do next.
>
> Southampton - Kylie Minogue
> Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've got
a
> bit of a soft spot.
>
> Tottenham - Jade (Big Brother)
> No-one likes em.
> Arsenal - Angelina Jolie
> Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
> potential to really screw you over.
>
> Aston Villa - Dido
> One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really.
>
> Birmingham City - Maria Carey
> Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are
thick.
>
> Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
> Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.
>
> Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
> Always looks like she might go down but never does.
>
> Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
> Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises.
>
> Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher
> Hated by millions, supported by idiots.
>
> Everton - Barbara Windsor
> Been laughing at those t1ts so long we forget that once upon a
time
> they actually looked quite good.
>
> Fulham - Andrea Corr
> Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with
> fame.
>
> Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
> Generally a bit cr@p and second rate really, but some people like
her.
>
> Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
> Dirty
>
> Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
> Individually all the components look fantastic- just doesn't work
when
> put together.
>
> Man City - Madonna
> Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice
> new home though.
>
> Man United - Jordan
> Dominated by t1ts. Quite repulsive really.
>
> Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
> Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak
> of.
>
> Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
> Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.
>
> Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
> On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what
she's
> going to do next.
>
> Southampton - Kylie Minogue
> Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've got
a
> bit of a soft spot.
>
> Tottenham - Jade (Big Brother)
> No-one likes em.
