Premier League Darts

[Hannibal smith]

I’m going to the Premier league darts in Stevenage (wonderful place, Stevenage Leisure centre, its like the Royal Albert Hall) tonight, can’t wait. Just off to get a Tattoo and an England Shirt to fit in.

More to the point, can anyone think of anything witty to write on those stupid cards that everyone holds up?

Der der der der der der der der der der der.

P.S Have spare ticket if anyone interested.