Posh Spice is a Slapper

[Hiney]

Posh Spice is a slapper
At night she often mutters
David - it's not you I want
It's that hunky Guy Butters

Posh Spice is a slapper
David - You're a Bender son
Don't shag me any more
I want Darius Henderson

Posh Spice is a slapper
In bed David you're shite
All I want from now on
Is little Leon Knight

Hat and coat at the ready

 

[fatbadger]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her hubbie's awful whiney,
Why would she shag Beckham,
All she wants is cheeky hiney

 

[Van der Gully]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she really got it bad
when she's shaging becks
she dreams of adam el-abd

Posh Spice is a slapper
she is partial to some snakey
as well as shagging becks
she wants to do our jakey

Sad proof that even the youth of today aren't safe...

 

[Marc]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really likes her Sushi
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of BOWLING MUSHY!

 

[Marc]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Shes got a nasty rash
And when she hits the jackpot
She only screams SHABASH!

 

[Italiaseagull]

Posh spice is a slapper
she really is a tart
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Martin Bicknells white trousers and his claret cap.

 

[Marc]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes a bit of Flirtley
And whens she shagging Beckham
She thinks of Jamie Kirtley

 

[Biscuit]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Mr Beckham makes her flinch
at night all see longs for
is a sight of our adam hinsh

 

[Marc]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She does'nt like T-Rex
And when she thinks of CHAMPIONS
She thinks of our SUSSEX

 

[Robbo]

posh spice is a slapper,
she hates kids dirty dypers,
and when she's shagging beckham,
she thinks of Michel Kuipers!!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She shags more then she should
but when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of hinschlewoo

Posh Spice is a slapper
She has sex with her socks on
And when shes shagging Beckham
Shes dreaming of paul Watson

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

posh spice is a slapper
she likes it on all fours
and when shes shagging Beckham
she thinks of Andrew Hawes

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her handy man can tell she's
Waiting for the signature
Of old Andre Kanchelskis

 

[JEM]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Her husband wears Armani
When he's playing for the national team
She's shagging the Turkish army

 

[Bwian]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She drinks beer from a glass
Which makes her want her Dayveed
To ram it up her ass

 

[Bwian]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's into oral sex
She'll suck off anyone who asks
Then spit it out on Becks

 

[Gary Nelson]

Posh spice is a slapper
She really is so tight
And when she' shagging Beckham













SHE THINKS OF LEON KNIGHT


OH GARRRRY HARRRRT
GARY GARY GARY HAARRRRT

 

[jeremy beadles hand]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Mr Beckham has a small Todger
And all Posh thinks is...
I want the girth from Simon Rodger

 

[CHAPPERS]

Posh Spice is a slapper,
She goes like the clappers,
and when she's shagging Beckham
She's also blowing Chappers.

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she drinks a lot of beers
she dreams of having lesbian -
sex with Britney Spears

Sorry someone's just shown me the front page of the Sun