Poll time again, well there's no football on!!

[Hot Gossiper]

Would you rather be gods gift to women, but sporting a micro-penis.
Or be ugly as f*** with a cock like a draft excluder?

 

[GYM]

OOOO a good game of "Would you Rather"

I voted second option.

Would you rather have your bell end chopped off in a horrific accident or spend an hour muff diving a munter with blue waffle?