Lord Cornwallis
Dust my pants
Wind chimes. Why?
Lady Cornwallis had me put a bambo one up on the back porch. Not quite as bad as metal or glass, but still annoying. After about five minutes it's like someone gently tapping you on the head with a bloody chop stick until you go mad.
Does a wind chime get you drunk?
Does a windchime make you more attractive to women?
Does a wind chime let you put your hand up it's dress?
Must be other pointless things about.
Lady Cornwallis had me put a bambo one up on the back porch. Not quite as bad as metal or glass, but still annoying. After about five minutes it's like someone gently tapping you on the head with a bloody chop stick until you go mad.
Does a wind chime get you drunk?
Does a windchime make you more attractive to women?
Does a wind chime let you put your hand up it's dress?
Must be other pointless things about.