Please read if you are going to Watford 2

[On the Left Wing]

On Saturday, once the whistle has blown we must all watch Lord B and Roz and when they take their first sip of Bovril, we should all jump up and sing really loudly "Who ate all the pies?" for about three minutes while waving Balti pies around our heads.
It will scare the shit out of Watford, our boys will score at least two goals while their defence is confused and we'll be in Europe in two years ... just you watch!

........................................................................................................................... (satire)