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Pisshead in Block C - Hilarious Scenes!!



sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,975
Worthing
Not sure if many picked up on the hilarity in Block C / D this afternoon in the latter half of the first half.

There had been 4 empty seats just to my left in the row in front, which were occupied by two very very drunk youths after about half an hour. Not sure what happened to the other two ticket holders.

One of them was trying to sing and wouldn't sit down at first, but caused much giggling around the area as he was unable to pronounce any words correctly - he seemed to have been stripped of his vowels.

After a few minutes, his mate made him sit down, but he continued to slur his way through some songs.

The stewards were soon watching him, and his mate kept telling him "shhhh, they'll throw us out".

A short while later, he yelled "Come on Brighton, we can win this". I'm not sure if he knew we were already winning. He then suddenly said "Hey, is that Kuipers in goal" which at least proved he could still see!

When a flowing move resulted in an attempt on goal, he completely lost his balance, and went body surfing on the rows in front. I got the impression nobody was amused except those of us watching from behind.

Well, sadly, he got up to go to the loo after having only been in his seat (or at least the area where his seat was located) for about 15 minutes. The stewards immediately got excited, he nearly fell into their waiting arms as he went down the stairs, and was last seen taking to and then being led away by a policeman.

I guess you had to be there, but what a muppet. 15 minutes was all he saw. I don't think I've ever seen anyone quite so drunk at a game in all my years. Nobody on here, was it?
 




Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
well iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(hic) was attttt the (hic) game ITS KUIPERS IT REALLY (hic) IS !
 




Seagull Stew

Well-known member
Jul 30, 2003
1,501
Brighton
Was last seen being dragged away screaming "It was Packham, I tell you. The person in goal was Will Packham!"
 


Charlies Shinpad

New member
Jul 5, 2003
4,415
Oakford in Devon
He was wearing a wooly hat under his Albion cap wasnt he!
He walked on to the running track shouting to Kerry mayo,"Come on Watto"!!
He was completely wasted and his mate wasnt a lot better!

Was escorted from the ground by the stewards as they spotted him as he was walking in ,and they were waiting for him to get up for a piss to give themselves the excuse to get him out:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 






Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
lmao! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:
 


Jam The Man

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
8,312
South East North Lancing
He is a wanker :tosser: full stop. He is just like his yob father who he erstwhile sits with. They used to sit 2 rows behind me in C Block when I used to sit in row N.. apparently they got moved as the children are such foul mouthed scum, that the club had no choice but to split him & his dad up from his dad's brother and his son. I for one was well chuffed he got nicked and I hope they ban the bastad!:banana:
 




Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Jam The Man said:
He is a wanker :tosser: full stop. He is just like his yob father who he erstwhile sits with. They used to sit 2 rows behind me in C Block when I used to sit in row N.. apparently they got moved as the children are such foul mouthed scum, that the club had no choice but to split him & his dad up from his dad's brother and his son. I for one was well chuffed he got nicked and I hope they ban the bastad!:banana:

oh yeah........i know them! wankers!
 




Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Yep I saw them yesterday. about 8 rows behind me. they were well out of it!

The dad sitting in front of him wasn't amused. The people around me were.

Having said that, we agreed that we wouldn't have wanted them sitting directly behind us!
 




dunno

Old Skool
Jul 6, 2003
1,588
At work - probably
The old-time hooligan and his apprentice son have been in the same seats for a couple of seasons now - the father has calmed down a bit - but the son is always swearing his head off at just about everybody. Sat was the first time I saw him pissed though
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
Dunno


Does the father have short blond hair?
 
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sully

Dunscouting
Jul 7, 2003
7,975
Worthing
Wouldn't call it blond myself, but I guess you could. He used to have it fairly long and got the piss taken when he turned up with it cropped early last season.

Uncle certainly sits a good few rows behind, and wandered out after the fun had died down looking a bit embarassed!

I wonder if we'll see him again?

And, yes, Charlie's Shinpad, he did have a wooly hat under a baseball cap. Must have been bloody hot!
 


Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
I think I know the guys you are talking about Sully.

The young "Artist" certainly had some strange headgear on yesterday.
 


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