Pikey Brentford Scumbags

[The Great Cornholio]

Thieving scumbags broke into my car last night, just to finish the night off. Only took my work bag with a scabby old laptop and my disks which is worth next to nothing to them but which is going to take me ages to replace.

 

[WATFORD O]

Scum like this need locking up. When they get cuaght theyll get a holiday.

I hope the poor blighters didnt cut themselves on the glass otherwise youll also face a law suit.....

 

[The Great Cornholio]

They only do things like that when they are caught. And there's fat chance of that when the police don't even turn up. Then, when I tried to tell a copper coming away from the game about all the glass on the road, he couldn't give a toss. Might call the Council in the morning. My company spend fortunes putting some DNA stuff on the laptops which is a massive waste of time and money as the police never recover them.

 

[Marc]

Thieving scumbags broke into my car last night, just to finish the night off. Only took my work bag with a scabby old laptop and my disks which is worth next to nothing to them but which is going to take me ages to replace.

was that you with the people carrier? If so that was me getting into my White Renault Clio - thanks for pointing out the broken glass to me.

pikey brentford wankers

 

[The Great Cornholio]

That was me. Glad you didn't damage your tires but I expect the glass will still be there the next time we play them so be careful!

It looked like such a nice area as well - I purposely avoided the scummy side of the ground. Oh well, company car, company laptop, company to pay. Downside is I'm going to have to spend all day cleaning it when it stops raining and wait in tomorrow for new glass. Upside is I'm not spending today in a boring team meeting in Bristol.

 

[Marc]

That was me. Glad you didn't damage your tires but I expect the glass will still be there the next time we play them so be careful!

It looked like such a nice area as well - I purposely avoided the scummy side of the ground. Oh well, company car, company laptop, company to pay. Downside is I'm going to have to spend all day cleaning it when it stops raining and wait in tomorrow for new glass. Upside is I'm not spending today in a boring team meeting in Bristol.

yeah but did you see the name of the street we parked in? "The Butts Estate"

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I had to phone the police and Autowindscreen and tell them I was in The Butts. .

The Autowindscreen guy said do you have a postcode and I said no, I was up for the football. He then asked if the car was parked at my home address! Obviously a braindead job.