People who keep using SMILIES, like it IS funny.

[Mellotron]

I'm sick of it. I know it's a free country etc but it has gotten to a point where I am sick to death of it.

Oh look at me Using expressions to convey your reaction to something!?!!?

It's NOT big and it's NOT clever. Oh how ironic, I can't be there in person so I send a little yellow man in to do my face for me. You ruddy students with your iPods and your irony and your Football.

EXACTLY. So stop it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Is it cos you is from EAST Preston?

 

[coventrygull]

I love em

 

[Twinkle Toes]

How very, VERY, dare you!

 

[Peteinblack]

I'm sick of it. I know it's a free country etc but it has gotten to a point where I am sick to death of it.

Oh look at me Using expressions to convey your reaction to something!?!!?

It's NOT big and it's NOT clever. Oh how ironic, I can't be there in person so I send a little yellow man in to do my face for me. You ruddy students with your iPods and your irony and your Football.

EXACTLY. So stop it.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Well done Mellotron, obviously you're still unable to deal with me tearing you apart in our argument about modern football so need to let out your pent up frustration

Never mind lad, eh? One day you'll learn.

 

[Mellotron]

What other ridiculously unimportant things can we RANT about?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

What other ridiculously unimportant things can we RANT about?

JPT?

 

[Taybha]

 

[Mellotron]

Well done Mellotron, obviously you're still unable to deal with me tearing you apart in our argument about modern football so need to let out your pent up frustration

Never mind lad, eh? One day you'll learn.

Tearing me apart? I might die. We were really discussing separate issues there, I was taking you literally on your comment regarding modern football when you were talking about all the issues surrounding football, not the technical aspect of football itself which is what I was referring to.

And the technical level of English football has UNDISPUTABLY gone up a large amount in the last 10 years. That is what I was discussing. I agree with you regarding the "spirit" and "soul" of the game.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Tearing me apart? I might die. We were really discussing separate issues there, I was taking you literally on your comment regarding modern football when you were talking about all the issues surrounding football, not the technical aspect of football itself which is what I was referring to.

And the technical level of English football has UNDISPUTABLY gone up a large amount in the last 10 years. That is what I was discussing. I agree with you regarding the "spirit" and "soul" of the game.

Ahhh so you agree then. Modern football as a whole is shit. Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?

 

[Mellotron]

Ahhh so you agree then. Modern football as a whole is shit. Why didn't you tell me that in the first place?

As I said at the start, I watch football for the FOOTBALL. (Note the correct use of capitalisation for emphasis.)

Like I watch a film for the FILM. Sounds like Christian Bale is a bit of a bad egg in real life, didn't stop me loving his performance in American Psycho (top film).

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Tearing me apart? I might die. We were really discussing separate issues there, I was taking you literally on your comment regarding modern football when you were talking about all the issues surrounding football, not the technical aspect of football itself which is what I was referring to.

And the technical level of English football has UNDISPUTABLY gone up a large amount in the last 10 years. That is what I was discussing. I agree with you regarding the "spirit" and "soul" of the game.

Jeez! No wonder players regard fans as

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

ADVICE TO PATIENTS WHO SUFFER FROM HAEMORRHOIDS (PILES)

Do NOT strain excessively to pass motions. Straining damages the muscles around your anus as well as promoting piles and bleeding. It is best to stop (even though you have a feeling of fullness in the rectum) and go back to the toilet later.

After a bowel action clean your bottom gently with soft paper or cotton wool. Dab rather than rub. If possible wash your bottom with lukewarm water in a bidet or bath but ensure that you dry the whole area thoroughly.

Take a high residue diet, e.g. wholemeal bread and cereals. The best way to ensure this is to take Natural Bran, which can be obtained from Boots Chemists, Health Food shops and some other food stores, such as Safeway and Sainsburys. Take 3 tablespoonfuls (i.e. large spoonfuls) every day. Natural Bran is very dry and should be taken mixed with or sprinkled over moist foods or fluids. For example, sprinkle 3 tablespoonfuls over your cornflakes and milk or porridge during your breakfast. You should drink plenty of fluids when taking Natural Bran. To supplement your high residue diet, eat wholemeal bread, (e.g. Allinson’s Stoneground) instead of white bread. If you are constipated & the above measures have not helped; in addition take the medication Lactulose (which can be obtained without prescription) up to 10mls (2 teaspoonfuls) 3 times a day.

You may have had your piles "injected" in the clinic. The purpose of this is to "shrink" your piles.

Following the injection, you may have a feeling of slight fullness or discomfort in your bottom lasting about 24 hours or so. To minimise this, if at all possible, you should rest for the remainder of the day, preferably lying down rather than sitting or standing. It may take a few days or sometimes a week for the benefit to become apparent. After injection a few balls of cotton wool are left inside your anus. This does not cause any harm and you will pass them when you have a bowel action.

 

[Mellotron]

Jeez! No wonder players regard fans as

What have I said there that is in any way negative towards anything, ever? Please.

 

[Silent Bob]

Right why do we have these shit smilies in the place of better ones there were before?

I feel this is a very important issue.

 

[Hiney]

Modern football as a whole is shit.

I missed this earth-shattering revelation.

Why is Modern Football 'shit'?

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

As I said at the start, I watch football for the FOOTBALL. (Note the correct use of capitalisation for emphasis.)

Like I watch a film for the FILM. Sounds like Christian Bale is a bit of a bad egg in real life, didn't stop me loving his performance in American Psycho (top film).

Don't compare football to films. You can't do that.

So you do agree then, yes? The football is great, but as a whole the game is rubbish.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

whatever the little man on the right is saying before he snots the other one is what I think of the overuse of SMILEYS

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I'm sick of it. I know it's a free country etc but it has gotten to a point where I am sick to death of it.

Oh look at me Using expressions to convey your reaction to something!?!!?

It's NOT big and it's NOT clever. Oh how ironic, I can't be there in person so I send a little yellow man in to do my face for me. You ruddy students with your iPods and your irony and your Football.

EXACTLY. So stop it.