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Just when you thought you'd seen LBC's most surprising story of the day:

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[birthofanorange]

Just when you thought you'd seen LBC's most surprising story of the day:

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

www.lbc.co.uk

It's almost as distasteful as putting gravy/curry sauce on chips.

 

[pure_white]

What a bulls up

 

[birthofanorange]

Just when you thought you'd seen LBC's most surprising story of the day:

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn

Sunderland man, 40, captured seagull and masturbated over it as he watched porn in 'bizarre' offence

A 40-year-old man has admitted masturbating over a seagull he captured in "one of the most unusual cases" a court has seen.

www.lbc.co.uk

Actually, the police seem to actively encourage such dirty deeds.