Pascol GROSS song

[T soprano]

To the tune of ELO Don't bring him down (instead of Don't bring me down)


We got him running' goin' out of our minds
You got me thinkin' were not wasting our time
(Don't bring him down, no no no no no)
I'll tell you once more before He gets off the floor
(Don't bring him down)

Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down

Woohoohoo
I'll tell ya once more before he gets of the floor
Don't bring him down

 

[Justice]

Please stop

 

[Titanic]

Don't stop, never give up...

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Wir haben Gross, Pascal Gross, Ich glaube sie verstehen nicht. Er kostet vier mill, er besser als Özil, wir haben Pascal Gross.



Really emphasise the "WIR HABEN GROSS" at the start for full Germanic effect.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Song: Go West.
Crowd Interaction: Point at Pascal Gross and follow him wherever he goes on the pitch.
Potential Issues: He may not like being pointed at

Gross there. We can see Pascal
Gross there. He's quite the rascal
Gross there. In white and Blue
Gross there. Saved from german League 2

 

[surlyseagull]

To the tune of ELO Don't bring him down (instead of Don't bring me down)


We got him running' goin' out of our minds
You got me thinkin' were not wasting our time
(Don't bring him down, no no no no no)
I'll tell you once more before He gets off the floor
(Don't bring him down)

Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down

Woohoohoo
I'll tell ya once more before he gets of the floor
Don't bring him down

I thought it quite good to be fair .

 

[Is it PotG?]

Something with new lyrics to this timeless classic

 

[Megazone]

Pascal Gross is a slapper
He really is a tart.
and when he's shagging prozzies
he's Facebooking Gary Hart,

OOOH Pascal Gross etc

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

So if you have a minute why don't we go.
To the Amex and watch the flair show
This could be the beginning of somethiiiing
So why don't we go, go watch Pascal Gross

 

[SeafordBHA]

He's magiiiiiiic, we knoooooooow

always believe in Pascal.


Rpt x150

 

[Wilko]

Surely Pascal Gross to Twist and Shout? Sounded good for Richie Towell.

 

[Alba Badger]

Replace the ooooh with Gross! making sure you roll your R's.

 

[MattBackHome]

This town (Aaaah) is coming like a GROSS town
All defences have been knocked down
This town (Aaaah) is coming like a GROSS town
Clubs turn up and yield
(Too much scoring from the midfield)

etc

 

[MattBackHome]

When you're overrun, and you need some skill
Who ya gonna call? GROSS PASCAL!
If it's nearly time, and it's still nil-nil
Who ya gonna call? GROSS PASCAL!

 

[beorhthelm]

Wir haben Gross, Pascal Gross, Ich glaube sie verstehen nicht. Er kostet vier mill, er besser als Özil, wir haben Pascal Gross.



Really emphasise the "WIR HABEN GROSS" at the start for full Germanic effect.

i have this going though my head now...

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

When you're overrun, and you need some skill
Who ya gonna call? GROSS PASCAL!
If it's nearly time, and it's still nil-nil
Who ya gonna call? GROSS PASCAL!

Followed by the "ner ner, ner ner, ner ner, n-n-ner ner ner" would be wonderful.

 

[dennis]

To the tune of too much too young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eClAL1LCRk


He’s Pascol Gross
Gross Pascol
If he scores a goal
We’ll buy him sauerkraut for his tea, tea, tea
He’s Pascol Gross, oi, Gross dah der der der

 

[Ninja Elephant]

i have this going though my head now...

I've been singing it all day! And my German colleagues tell me that it's perfectly acceptable German. It should really be, "er besser als Özil ist", but it doesn't really fit the tune so it's GONE.

WIR HABEN GROSS...

I think it would be more meaningful singing a song in the player's language. It's also a sort of parody of an existing song, so it wouldn't be hard for people to learn the tune or tempo.

Just the lyrics.

 

[Blackadder]

Surely Pascal Gross to Twist and Shout? Sounded good for Richie Towell.

I remember about a dozen Barnet fans singing that at Withdean. To be fair they did well. Got a round of applause from the Albion faithful

 

[Blackadder]

To the tune of ELO Don't bring him down (instead of Don't bring me down)


We got him running' goin' out of our minds
You got me thinkin' were not wasting our time
(Don't bring him down, no no no no no)
I'll tell you once more before He gets off the floor
(Don't bring him down)

Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down, gross
Don't bring him down

Woohoohoo
I'll tell ya once more before he gets of the floor
Don't bring him down

Don't get me wrong, I love ELO but there are far too many words for the North Stand there.