Palace songs

[jack phillips]

As a relatively new brighton fan of about 4 yearsish i have never been to a derby game but what are all the palace songs so i know what to shout come tuesday night

 

[fork me]

As a relatively new brighton fan of about 4 yearsish i have never been to a derby game but what are all the palace songs so i know what to shout come tuesday night

The same ones we sing at all games whether Palace are there or not!

When I was just a little boy
I said to my Mummy, What will I be?
Will I be Brighton, will I be Palace
Here's what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Palace scum
Shoot the Palace scum


P-A-L, A-C-E
Stevie Coppel's got VD
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give the dog a bone
Crystal Palace, f*** off home

Hark now hear, the Brighton sing
The Palace run away (again)
And I will fight for evermore
Because of boxing day


Away in a manger, no crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus looked up and he said
"We hate Palace oh we hate Palace" etc etc etc

Stand up, if you hate Palace

Jump around, if you hate Palace

There's pikeys there, there's pikeys there


...and one I haven't heard for a good few years:

My old man said be a Palace fan
I said f*** off, bollocks, you're a ****!

HTH

 

[Hunting 784561]

The wheels on your house go round and round, all day long.

Etc

 

[Paddy B]

If I had the wings of a sparrow......

 

[R. Slicker]

We hate crystal Palace
we hate Palace too (and Palace)
we hate crystal Palace
and Palace we hate you.