OT: does anyone know of a good handyman?

[Machiavelli]

Please pass on details if applicable, or PM me if you are a good handyman.
Thanks in advance.

 

[OzMike]

Me, but my travel expenses always rule me out.

 

[happypig]

My mate colin lives by Queens Park so he's very handy. Absolutely useless at anything practical though.

 

[sydney]

hart would be shit , walker would be ok , cahill shit , smalling ok , rose ok , the entire midfield are shit , sterling would probably just stand on the doorstep , shove a lightbulb up his arse and charge you 50 quid ...kane no , rooney might unblock yor toilet but then block it up again 20 seconds later ...the more i watch this lot the more i am convinced that they dont know how to win ....i honestly want to be proved wrong .

 

[jon12345]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIJOBYMqe8A

 

[Machiavelli]

Is NSC really entirely populated by retirees and impractical professionals?