Only Andrex 4 ply Quilts good enough. Is it just me ?

[Not nick rhodes]

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

 

[glasfryn]

FFS

 

[BN9 BHA]

thread.

 

[Eeyore]

It was better when he was pretending to be Nick Rhodes.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Are you Greg in disguise?

 

[Justice]

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Stop shitting in other people's houses then.

 

[fat old seagull]

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Your bottom is clearly needy. Some old timers may well remember the standard paper of the 50's era, called "Jeyes" single off white sheets of shiny paper in a flat pack. Bloody useless, never collected anything, just smeared it around. Only the Queen didn't have skiddy pants.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Happy enough with own brand stuff. I guess I am just not as full of it as you.

 

[Not nick rhodes]

Happy enough with own brand stuff. I guess I am just not as full of it as you.

Are you sure you are not tempted to upgrade to a better class of loo roll ?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

Obviously proof that you are full of shit.

 

[Brian Fantana]

I will only use Andrex 4 ply Quilted loo paper in the house as I think although it is more expensive my bottom deserves the best.

I do get quite sniffy if i 'm at someone's house/flat and they only have 3 ply or heaven forbid cheap 2 ply on offer.

I've been thinking is this me being too precious or am I in the majority ?

Sorry, it's been a slow news day !

You must be a ****ing hoot at parties.

 

[Not nick rhodes]

You must be a ****ing hoot at parties.

How did you know ! Lol

 

[Icy Gull]

Your bottom is clearly needy. Some old timers may well remember the standard paper of the 50's era, called "Jeyes" single off white sheets of shiny paper in a flat pack. Bloody useless, never collected anything, just smeared it around. Only the Queen didn't have skiddy pants.

Izal surely

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

I find that the expensive,quilted stuff doesn't give enough purchase,wilkos own brand gets the job done.

 

[Smoky McPot]

I only use cashmere jumpers and throw out after one use. Super soft...

 

[Boroseagull]

Izal surely

Or Bronco.

 

[Norman Potting]

Lidl ob good enough for us

 

[vegster]

Izal surely

This. only us oldsters know how crap bog roll was in the past....Izal was like wiping yer arse with grease proof paper.

 

[Winker]

I use one of these...

 

[Pavilionaire]

You could try buying two ply and folding it in two. Hey presto, 4 ply for thine arse!