One in ten male fans prefer football to sex

[Yorkie]

On the BBC website there is an article which states this

Sexy football

 

[Curious Orange]

We do like sex, just not when the footie is on!!!

 

[Marc]

I prefer snowboarding to sex...does that count?

 

[Italiaseagull]

I prefer drinking to sex

 

[BrightonBird]

What about both at the same time (if it's on tv)? Depends on the person and depends on who is playing I suppose.

 

[Bozza]

What about both at the same time (if it's on tv)? Depends on the person and depends on who is playing I suppose.

Indeed. And this ties this thread back to the one about your favourite major football championships. Someone I used to work with claimed, at the time, the best moment of his life was when England were beating Holland 4-0 in Euro '96. Whilst watching this he was having sex with his then girlfriend from behind, with a can of lager in one hand and a cigarette in the other.

'Back of the net'

 

[bhaexpress]

Well, until I get a TV in the bedroom I guess it's sex (the missis is watching me).

 

[BrightonBird]

 

[Yorkie]

There's no conflict in our house as we both like football and of course sex.

Does anyone have to forgo televised football because of their partner or even worse a match?

 

[zefarelly]

ermm . . . football followed by beer followed by 'making Luuurrrvvvvv' have it all!

 

[Rambo]

Depends who the sex is with really doesnt it?

 

[JJ McClure]

Football coz it lasts longer.

 

[Seagullible]

got to admit my ideal lass would wear the stripes, gees getting turned on just thinking about it!

 

[BrightonBird]

My last boyfriend wasn't a football fan. So I got to watch the game and then do the dirty when I wanted (of course it is always the lady who says when and where is a suitable time).

 

[Spiros]

ermm . . . football followed by beer followed by 'making Luuurrrvvvvv' have it all!

Spot on, although shagging the missus in front of a live game with a beer close at hand is probably the best compromise...

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

7 each - blimey.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I play subbuteo while ladies are sucking me off, what does that mean?

 

[BrightonBird]

I play subbuteo while ladies are sucking me off, what does that mean?

That's sick!!!!

 

[zefarelly]

what kind of fetish is that chapman!

or did you mean I suck off subbuteo players

 

[tedebear]

chappers mate that was some lunch - maybe you should head back to the pub in your state??