One for oldies: TV presenter married which porn star?

[Gwylan]

Those people who remember Southern TV will remember presenter James Montgomery. We're having a discussion in the office about Southern and I recall that JM was married to a porno star or similar.

Can anyone remember whom he was hitched to?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Dunno but Gene Simmons from Kiss is married to Shannon Tweed.

 

[Marc]

I saw Kiss live at the Donnington Monsters Of Rock in 1996 with co headline Ozzy Osbourne

 

[sullyupthewing]

Fiona ??, she was also famous for getting in the bath with the Palace players in the 70s, I think Malcolm Allison also dived in with her as he was the scumbags manager at the time.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Just remembered her full name I think, Fiona Richmond.

 

[The Wookiee]

Was it Jane Warner?

 

[METALMICKY]

I saw Kiss live at the Donnington Monsters Of Rock in 1996 with co headline Ozzy Osbourne

I was recently flown to Dublin for an Iron Maiden gig with Bruce Dickinson himself piloting the Boeing 737

And yes it was Fiona Richmond

 

[honey boy zimba]

I think her name was Fiona Richmond. Talking of Southern do you remember those two geriatric weathermen/woman Cyril Ockenden and Ingred Holford??

 

[Gwylan]

Thanks guys, it was Fiona Richmond. I remember it now.

Don't remember the geriatric weather people. I remember Trevor Baker was the weather presenter for a long time.

 

[Bwian]

Fiona ??, she was also famous for getting in the bath with the Palace players in the 70s, I think Malcolm Allison also dived in with her as he was the scumbags manager at the time.

Truly 'Tainted Love' if that's true...she must be some sick woman to get in the same tub as anything palarse, let alone the whole fecking team.

 

[The Wookiee]

Does anybody remember that country bumpkin fella that used to be on before 'The Big Match' on a sunday.
Was it Jack Hargreaves?
Fecking longest half hour programme ever, just wanted it to finish so I could watch the highlights of the Albion

 

[Gwylan]

Fecking longest half hour programme ever, just wanted it to finish so I could watch the highlights of the Albion

You mean the 95% of the time they weren't showing Southampton or Portsmouth?

Thank God for Meridian and coverage of all the southern teams...er, hang on a minute.

 

[sullyupthewing]

Does anybody remember that country bumpkin fella that used to be on before 'The Big Match' on a sunday.
Was it Jack Hargreaves?
Fecking longest half hour programme ever, just wanted it to finish so I could watch the highlights of the Albion

Jack Hargreaves now there is a blast from the past, I think Bob Fleming from the fast show was based on him.

 

[The Oldman]

But I liked Jack. I could sleep off the lunch time drinks and wake up for the Albion Highlights. Except it was always Southampton, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Swindon,Reading, Gillingham. That's why I went drinking at Sunday lunchtime

 

[Icy Gull]

You mean the 95% of the time they weren't showing Southampton or Portsmouth?

Thank God for Meridian and coverage of all the southern teams...er, hang on a minute.

Southampton and Albion - Pompey were down in the 4th in those days weren't they??

Was it "Out of Town" with Jack Hargreaves . Modern day equivalent is that dreadful Ground Force programme I guess?

Useless bit of trivia- Fiona Richmond had a personalised car number plate - FU2 how classy

 

[Jameson]

Does anybody remember that country bumpkin fella that used to be on before 'The Big Match' on a sunday.
Was it Jack Hargreaves?
Fecking longest half hour programme ever, just wanted it to finish so I could watch the highlights of the Albion

Yep - the programme was called "Out of Town". I think it might have pre-dated The Big Match by a few years too.

Jack used to show us how to fish, catch rabbits, make useful things out of logs etc....

Blinding...

 

[Storer68]

ahhh dear ole jack....... didn't he have a bit of an otter fixation.

 

[The Large One]

Out of Town: perfect if you wanted to know about fishing tackle, hare tickling or badger teasing. Hargreaves came to an untimely end after being buggered by a Suffolk Punch in the Fenlands.

Anyone else remember the newsreaders, Crispy Cock (Chris Peacock), Barry Westwood, Fred Dinenage (wanker), Brian Shallcross, Trevor the Weather.

 

[honey boy zimba]

what about Preston Witts

 

[clapham_gull]

I read somewhere that Alan Partridge was based somewhat on Dineage. He did that crap gameshow GAMBIT as well didn't he ?