[Humour] On line dating for the 50 somethings

[Lenny Rider]

Anyone done it?

What are the pitfalls, and any tips?

I had a mate met a lady at Horsham Park, who apparently had eaten the lady in the original photo on Tinder, I know I'm no Omar Sharif but really want to avoid difficult situations like this.

 

[papajaff]

Was she hungry?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Fava beans and a nice Chianti?

 

[AmexRuislip]

What are the pitfalls, and any tips?

Check they have their own teeth.
They look directly at you, no wandering eyes
Still holding a bag of marbles.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Check they have their own teeth.
They look directly at you, no wandering eyes
Still holding a bag of marbles.

Picky

 

[nwgull]

Anyone done it?

What are the pitfalls, and any tips?

I had a mate met a lady at Horsham Park, who apparently had eaten the lady in the original photo on Tinder, I know I'm no Omar Sharif but really want to avoid difficult situations like this.

From having had a load of online dates with a number of different women through my late 20s and 30s, I can confirm that those situations aren't particular to over 50s dating. Generally it's all good though, and I've had far more fun and interesting dates than bad ones, even though the majority didn't lead to anything serious.

Can't see why the situation with your mate in Horsham would be difficult either. Just walk away and break into a slow jog if she follows.

 

[schmunk]

I had a mate met a lady at Horsham Park, who apparently had eaten the lady in the original photo

On the first date...? Saucy

 

[banjo]

Don’t tell them what you do for a living, it’ll be a grave mistake

 

[AmexRuislip]

Always wear a bag on your head, if theres blows off.

 

[Palacefinder General]

A mate arranged to meet an online date at a local Sussex battle cruiser, the woman who turned up was significantly tastier and slimmer than the woman on the profile, he didn’t question it, they had a few drinks and arranged a second date and this time the woman from the profile pics turned up and admitted she’d sent her sister along to check him out on the first date WTF!?! There was no third date.

 

[schmunk]

Don’t tell them what you do for a living, it’ll be a grave mistake

A lazy pun - just putting in a little dig.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Anyone done it?

What are the pitfalls, and any tips?

I had a mate met a lady at Horsham Park, who apparently had eaten the lady in the original photo on Tinder, I know I'm no Omar Sharif but really want to avoid difficult situations like this.

Add that you work for trading standards in your bio, sorted


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[Paulie Gualtieri]

A mate arranged to meet an online date at a local Sussex battle cruiser, the woman who turned up was significantly tastier and slimmer than the woman on the profile, he didn’t question it, they had a few drinks and arranged a second date and this time the woman from the profile pics turned up and admitted she’d sent her sister along to check him out on the first date WTF!?! There was no third date.

Two sisters you say....


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[marlowe]

I assume you don't mean she had a taste for tipping the velvet because if you do that should be a facet of her character that should be explored rather than avoided.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Best make sure she has no skeletons

 

[LamieRobertson]

Oh ..the old asking for a mate question ...hmm

 

[banjo]

Think he’s digging a hole for himself starting this thread.

 

[hart's shirt]

With Lenny specializing in burials, any prospective ladies can be assured that he'd only let them down once.

 

[zefarelly]

I found my Mrs on NSC, does that count as a recommendation?

It was 18 years ago.

 

[Juan Albion]

Going Asian and getting someone half your age seems to be the in thing.