[Football] Oh dear , Wazza

[lawros left foot]

https://apple.news/AtXKtjoRRTFiN8D4QuripaQ


I hope he can afford the fine.

 

[Ernest]

Should have locked him up in the state penitentiary

 

[Billy the Fish]

Court records have revealed that Wayne Rooney was arrested for public swearing and intoxication

Sounds like he was arrested for enjoying himself!

 

[Bry Nylon]

Sounds like he was playing for England.

 

[Stat Brother]

There's me thinking we were about to sing Demoldin Abdujaperov

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Sounds like he was playing for England.

He was drunk, not high.

 

[jackanada]

There's me thinking we were about to sing Demoldin Abdujaperov

Djamolidine Abdoujaparov, the Tashkent Terror?

 

[crodonilson]

Someone’s got to represent an Englishman abroad properly.

 

[jakarta]

You can take the Bin Dipper out of Liverpool but you can't take Liverpool out of the Bin Dipper.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

He's proved he's clearly got a brain the size of a button mushroom plenty of times in the past, so I'd expect no less. I read the story on Sky news and didn't even raise an eyebrow. Nothing to see here.

 

[vegster]

He's proved he's clearly got a brain the size of a button mushroom plenty of times in the past, so I'd expect no less. I read the story on Sky news and didn't even raise an eyebrow. Nothing to see here.

The only surprise is how he managed to get drunk at all on American beer.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Wayne Rooney's arrest for public intoxication was a result of feeling "disorientated" after taking sleeping tablets on a flight while drinking, says his spokesman.