o/t What Tree?

[Yorkie]

You missed it Dropkick

They did the horoscope/zodiac thread yesterday

 

[Sam]

cypress tree!

 

[Juan Albion]

Another walnut tree. They don't call me Old Scrotum for nothing...

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

You missed it Dropkick

They did the horoscope/zodiac thread yesterday

Good job I wasn't here or I'd've probabaly got on my high horse about it

*goes off in search of the thread anyway*

 

[Lord Bracknell]

PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical

er?

 

[NMH]

EUCALYPTUS TREE - Possessing rather large hampton, and always knows how to use it (as a truncheon). Likes oral, especially if it envolves digging for truffles, and even prefers fish-skin with honey glaze.
You are prone to accept compliments graciously, mainly because of the frequency in which you get them. Liable to indulge in sudden fits of extreme passion at the drop of a panty, but don't mind rubbing cremes into the sore bits afterwards. Destined to be incredibly rich, and incredibly polygamous.

How incredibly accurate, you couldn't make it up !

 

[Stumpy Tim]

CYPRESS TREE (Faithfulness) - strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

Pretty accurate actually

 

[magoo]

only a girl could post this!

i'm a Rowan tree whatever that is.

just pick one at random and i guarantee it'll apply to you.

 

[Trigger]

Well fork me i'm a fig tree too!!!

 

[dwayne]

ROWAN TREE (Sensitivity) - full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

of course we have good taste

BB is the bastion of good taste she goes on holiday to magaluf.

 

[Kent Seagull]

HORNBEAM TREE (Good Taste) - of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Me a cool beauty, who'd have thought it!