O?/T National Poestry Day - pen your feelings in verse

[Storer68]

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

Stevie Coppell's gone away

Torn he was

tween Dick and John

But not very torn

because he's gone

 

[Highfields Seagull]

Is that like pastry?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Wank.
Reading.
Wank.
Coppell.
End.

 

[Wez]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
F***ing W***er SC C***
is a poo

 

[tinx]

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high, o’er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
And they all sung.....


Stevie Coppell is a wanker is a wanker

 

[CHAPPERS]

Stevie Coppell ain't got a clue,
Leaving us was a silly thing to do.
I don't care what anybody thinks,
My one true love is the gorgeous tinx.

 

[tinx]

Stevie Coppell ain't got a clue,
Leaving us was a silly thing to do.
I don't care what anybody thinks,
My one true love is the gorgeous tinx.

Fag

 

[Marc]

Stevie Coppell he likes his slappers,
but the best one he likes is his Chappers!

He likes his melons he'll throw 'em at ya,
But he kisses goodnight to his girly Italia!

He rams it up your arse and you say wah?
He says "be quiet I'm thinking of Artois"!

We all know he's getting a little Porky,
But he dreams of eating out one night with his mate Yorkie!

that is all for now...

 

[Italiaseagull]

Crabtree, You been drinking?

 

[Marc]

not yet no mate I've been working,
haha not really you must be joking!

 

[CHAPPERS]

He looks for men to drink his wee,

'I'll do it!' said that fag, Crabtree.

 

[Marc]

Oh chappers you really do crack me up,
maybe my sister should give you a f***!

 

[tinx]

In what world does up and f*** rhyme Crabtree

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Steve why oh why did u chose Reading
Now wer gonna have to kick your head in

 

[Marc]

i'm not sure tinxy I got that one wrong,
maybe I should go get back to my bong!

 

[CHAPPERS]

 

[On the Left Wing]

Stevie had a little lamb
He kept it in a bucket
And everytime the lamb jumped out
Stevie tried to put it back in the bucket again as quickly as he could

 

[Tooting Gull]

So,

Farewell then Steve Coppell

ex-Palace, and now a Royal

"It was a difficult decision"

That was your catchphrase

Please, not Graham Rix

(EJ Thribb, aged 12 and a half)

 

[Italiaseagull]

So long then Steve
You ex palace muppet
sod off to Reading
be Madjeski's Puppet

A Nice new ground
all seater innit
but Reading are shite
and they'll never fill it!

 

[Marc]

So long then Steve
You ex palace muppet
sod off to Reading
be Madjeski's Puppet

A Nice new ground
all seater innit
but Reading are shite
and they'll never fill it!

<applause applause> good one!