O/T I got shot at last night !

[bhaexpress]

Hmm, my American sojourn becomes even more surreal. Thanks to a despute between my wife and her (now gay) ex husband I got shot at last night.

HEe came over trying to take his kids away (which he can't do as he doesn't have custody) and I had to chastise/suppress him prior to his arrest. As a consequence, his demented, God bothering (he used to have his own church) father came over with a .22 and took a couple of shots at me from his car. He's now under locak and key as well.

Never a dull moment !

 

[MRRF 10]

 

[Bozza]

Might as well put your season ticket application in now, you'll be needing it before long.

 

[bhaexpress]

You think ? I might not need it ! Still, given the number of complaints about some of the posts I thought this might be of slight interest.

 

[MRRF 10]

it's a change from the usual rubbish

 

[fatboy]

I picked up my friend and dangled him upside down over the barriers at the side of the road on the seafront.

Then I realised I actually didn't have enough strength to lift him back up.

 

[Dandyman]

Which part of the land of the free are you living in ?!

 

[bhaexpress]

Must have given him a new perspective.

 

[JAMC]

 

[bhaexpress]

Which part of the land of the free are you living in ?!

It's a small 'city' called Rossville which is in Georgia. It's near the Tennesee boarder and the nearest plave of any size is Chattanooga (of Choo, choo fame).

It's redneck biblebelt country.

 

[REDLAND]

I took a .22 in the thigh once, it fu king stang like nothing else, drive bys in Brighton its getting more like LA everyday, EXCELLENT

 

[JEM]

I picked up my friend and dangled him upside down over the barriers at the side of the road on the seafront.

Then I realised I actually didn't have enough strength to lift him back up.

Quality.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

You can't leave us with that literal cliff-hanger, Fatboy. What happened? Did you have to let said friend go, to plunge to his possible doom?

 

[Braders]

hhs- the next thing he remembered he was sleeping in a boat

 

[fatboy]

I found some extra strength when I realised I could actually kill him!

I was a little worried.

 

[Dandyman]

It's a small 'city' called Rossville which is in Georgia. It's near the Tennesee boarder and the nearest plave of any size is Chattanooga (of Choo, choo fame).

It's redneck biblebelt country.

Kinda figures !!

 

[perth seagull]

It's a small 'city' called Rossville which is in Georgia. It's near the Tennesee boarder and the nearest plave of any size is Chattanooga (of Choo, choo fame).

It's redneck biblebelt country.

So what are you doing living out there?

How long have you been with your wife for, I assume she is American? And is she really worth all this trouble?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Hmm, my American sojourn becomes even more surreal. Thanks to a despute between my wife and her (now gay) ex husband I got shot at last night.

HEe came over trying to take his kids away (which he can't do as he doesn't have custody) and I had to chastise/suppress him prior to his arrest. As a consequence, his demented, God bothering (he used to have his own church) father came over with a .22 and took a couple of shots at me from his car. He's now under locak and key as well.

Never a dull moment !

*Remindes self that in great scheme of things nearly being hit by Japanese man riding a woman's bike on the pavement is no big deal*

 

[bhanuts]

f***ing yankees for you!
Tossers!

 

[CAFC Matt]

At last an interesting thread to read