NSC Top Trumps - How do you rate?

[Artois]

How would you fair as a card in a pack?




Give yourselves ratings in the following categories:


General:

Originality of name (1 to 10)
No. of months on NSC*
Age



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10)
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10)
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10)
No. of Posts (at time of posting)



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)**
No. of Brighton games attended this season
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles)






* Including all previous incarnations.

** May, Jul & Nov 2003.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

General:

Originality of name (1 to 10) - 7
No. of months on NSC* - 78
Age - 27



Posts: - I refuse to answer these.

General quality of posts (1 to 10)
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10)
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10)
No. of Posts (at time of posting)



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** - 0
No. of Brighton games attended this season - 0
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) - more than anyone, apart from the people in New Zealand

 

[Yorkie]

General:

Originality of name 5
No. of months on NSC 18
Age 55



Posts:

General quality of posts 8
Comedy factor of posts 4
Seriousness factor of posts 9
No. of Posts (at time of posting) 4523



Off NSC:

Meetups attended 2
No. of Brighton games attended this season 17
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) 255


bit difficult to judge our own quality and comedy factors? Others may not agree

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

General:

Originality of name (7?)
No. of months on NSC (64)
Age (25)



Posts:

General quality of posts (A very trying 5)
Comedy factor of posts (10 for effort, 2 for results)
Seriousness factor of posts (4)
No. of Posts (2572)



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (1)
No. of Brighton games attended this season (6 I think)
Distance from your home to Brighton (7000 approx)


PS: Apologies for my sh*t threads yesterday.

 

[NMH]

General:

Originality of name (1 to 10) It was nicked off Monty, but it's a 10
No. of months on NSC* bleedin loads ....'bout 72
Age. oh Christ, you aren't getting that. Oh alright, 26



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10) Brilliant, always fascinating. 10
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10) oh hahaha, I crack myself up. 10
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10) How does he do it? 10 again!
No. of Posts (at time of posting) my counter got screwed last year, multiply it by 5 or 6



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** 1, the last one.
No. of Brighton games attended this season. 2
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) 6,000

 

[Safeway]

General:

Originality of name: 4
No. of months on NSC: 74
Age: 26



Posts:

General quality of posts: 7.5
Comedy factor of posts: 8
Seriousness factor of posts: 3
No. of Posts (at time of posting): 2920



Off NSC:

Meetups attended: 3
No. of Brighton games attended this season: 17
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles): 30

Martin, what exactly is the POINT of this?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

General:

name = 5
months on NSC = 72
Age = 37

Posts:
Quality of posts = 5
comedy factor = 6
seriousness = 6
no of posts = 400 at time of posting

off NSC:
Meetups = 0
Games attended = 13
Distance = 1 mile

 

[tinx]

General:

Originality of name : 10 (well no-one else has it)
No. of months on NSC: No idea but I'd guess around 60 or 70
Age: 28



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10): 5
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10): 7
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10): 3
No. of Posts (at time of posting) : 3265



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3): 1
No. of Brighton games attended this season: 18 (will be 19 after saturday)
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles): 25

 

[fatboy]

General:

Originality of name : 2
No. of months on NSC: No idea but I'd guess around 40
Age: 19



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10): ?
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10): ?
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10): 4
No. of Posts (at time of posting) : No idea



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3): 3
No. of Brighton games attended this season: All bar 2
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles): 12.76

 

[Braders]

General:

Originality of name (1 to 10)10
No. of months on NSC*8
Age18



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10)1
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10)10
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10)1
No. of Posts (at time of posting)4000+ (i don't know i don't count)



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)**0
No. of Brighton games attended this season aall home games bar 2
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles)2

 

[Trigger]

General:

Originality of name : 3
No. of months on NSC: Roughly 40
Age: 27



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10): 5
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10): 8
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10): 5
No. of Posts (at time of posting) : 4840



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3): 2
No. of Brighton games attended this season: 21
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles): About 2

 

[Turkey]

General:

Originality of name (7)
No. of months on NSC - 84
Age - 19



Posts:

General quality of posts (5)
Comedy factor of posts (5)
Seriousness factor of posts (5)
No. of Posts (4460)



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (3)
No. of Brighton games attended this season (26)
Distance from your home to Brighton (Dunno)

 

[Hilton]

Originality of name: 6
No. of months on NSC: 32
Age: 18

Posts:

General quality of posts: 5
Comedy factor of posts: 5
Seriousness factor of posts: 5
No. of Posts (at time of posting): 1191



Off NSC:

Meetups attended: 1
No. of Brighton games attended this season: 23
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles): About 6

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

General:

Originality of name (1 to 10) 1
No. of months on NSC* 9
Age Error - overflow (OK, 41 then)



Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10) 5
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10) 3
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10) 8
No. of Posts (at time of posting) 210-ish



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** 1
No. of Brighton games attended this season 26
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) 50

 

[Safeway]

General:

No. of months on NSC - 84
Age - 19

So, you've been posting on here since you were TWELVE? Good going.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

General:

Originality of name = 5
No. of months on NSC* = 6?
Age = 22.653754

Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10) = 3
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10) = 2
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10) = 0
No. of Posts (at time of posting) = 1,141

Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** = 0
No. of Brighton games attended this season = 0
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) = 0

Does the fact that I score amazingly badly on "Off NSC" mean I don't have a life outside of NSC or the opposite? ho hum

 

[fatboy]

General:

Originality of name (7)

I suppose you made it up did you?

 

[Yorkie]

I suppose you made it up did you?

A bit more original than SiT.
Wasn't it on the train to Coventry?

 

[Beeneys gloves]

General:

Originality of name (1 to 10) 8
No. of months on NSC* 72
Age 23

Posts:

General quality of posts (1 to 10) 7
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10) 6
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10) 6
No. of Posts (at time of posting) 642



Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** 0
No. of Brighton games attended this season 6
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) 43.3

 

[rool]

Bit hard rating yourself, there should be a panel to do it

BUT


General:
Originality of name = 8
No. of months on NSC* = 60+?
Age = 39

Posts:
General quality of posts (1 to 10) = 5 (no better no worse)
Comedy factor of posts (1 to 10) = 6 (mainly light hearted)
Seriousness factor of posts (1 to 10) = 4 (mostly try not to be)
No. of Posts (at time of posting) = +500

Off NSC:

Meetups attended (0 to 3)** = 2 (NSC sponsored games should be included)
No. of Brighton games attended this season = 0
Distance from your home to Brighton (in miles) = 400