NSC Decathlon - 100m

[The Great Cornholio]

Here are the lineups for the 100m :-

Heat 1

Barnet Seagull
Del Boy
bhafc99
Tinx
Trigger
Virgo's Haircut
Gazwag

Heat 2

Watsongooal
Hatterlovesbrighton
Captainmorganrum
Knightsworld
Simnom
Sonic The Hedgehog

 

[Kryten]

It's obvious who'll win this. Thankyou, i'll take my medal now...

 

[Trigger]

Flippin ell, me and tinx next to each other...

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Heat 1 Results :-

Barnet Seagull - Time 11.60 seconds. - 732 points
Del Boy - Time 11.69 seconds. - 713 points
bhafc99 - Time 11.26 seconds. - 804 points
Tinx - Time 11.32 seconds. - 791 points
Trigger - Time 11.51 seconds. - 750 points
Virgo's Haircut - Time 11.05 seconds. - 850 points
Gazwag - Time 11.11 seconds. - 836 points

 

[Kryten]

Heat 1 Results :-

Barnet Seagull - Time 11.60 seconds. - 732 points
Del Boy - Time 11.69 seconds. - 713 points
bhafc99 - Time 11.26 seconds. - 804 points
Tinx - Time 11.32 seconds. - 791 points
Trigger - Time 11.51 seconds. - 750 points
Virgo's Haircut - Time 11.05 seconds. - 850 points
Gazwag - Time 11.11 seconds. - 836 points

i demand a re-race. Barnet seagull and bhafc99 were farting at me

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Blimey, I won

 

[tinx]

I beat trigger, result.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Heat 2 Results :-

Watsongooal - Time 11.04 seconds. - 852 points
Hatterlovesbrighton - Time 11.10 seconds. - 838 points
Captainmorganrum - Time 10.99 seconds. - 863 points
Knightsworld - Time 11.22 seconds. - 812 points
Simnom - Time 11.41 seconds. - 771 points
Sonic The Hedgehog - Time 11.01 seconds. - 858 points

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Standings after 1 event

Captainmorganrum 863 points
Sonic The Hedgehog 858 points
Watsongooal 852 points
Virgo's Haircut 850 points
Hatterlovesbrighton 838 points
Gazwag 836 points
Knightsworld 812 points
bhafc99 804 points
Tinx 791 points
Simnom 771 points
Trigger 750 points
Barnet Seagull 732 points
Del Boy 713 points

 

[captainmorganrum]

<slightly out of breath>

Gold medal here I come!

<slugs on lucozade sport, and holds it up to the camera>

but hang on, I think that was my 'banker' event.

So it'll be a long slow decline from here

 

[Kryten]

Standings after 1 event

Captainmorganrum 863 points
Sonic The Hedgehog 858 points
Watsongooal 852 points
Virgo's Haircut 850 points
Hatterlovesbrighton 838 points
Gazwag 836 points
Knightsworld 812 points
bhafc99 804 points
Tinx 791 points
Simnom 771 points
Trigger 750 points
Barnet Seagull 732 points
Del Boy 713 pointsI'll still win this

 

[Sonic The Hedgehog]

I knew that pint of cider waiting for me at the finishing line would work.