Now listen up, this one can't lose

[Lord Bracknell]

Sadler's Secret in the 4.00 Cheltenham

Sorry Gareth. I'd rather put £10 on the fire.

 

[Hiney]

I am getting pissed off with this. Master Tern in the Paddy Power Cup tomorrow. Get on

Like we've got any money left

Thanks Mate

 

[Titanic]

Still I suppose it's a good lesson to learn... I'm sure the kids will understand... Daddy has done something very stupid, which he is not proud of


Can anyone lend me £20 to put on Master Tern... then we can all have a big SLICE of pizza for tea tomorrow ?

 

[Trotster]

The only thing I can see going for Blondie is that Nick Littmoden is the trainer with the best record at this track over the last few years. Is that what you're basing your tip on or do you have other information?

I work with his ex wife - hmmmmm interesting huh

 

[tinx]

I work with his ex wife - hmmmmm interesting huh

erm, sorry trotster but not really.

 

[Icy Gull]

Has Blone en blonde finished yet?

 

[Spiros]

I work with his ex wife - hmmmmm interesting huh

No - but she'd have probably beaten Blonde en Blonde over 7 furlongs.

 

[Trotster]

errrrrrrrrrr - Tinx - sarchasm?

 

[Spiros]

Why back flat racing when proper National Hunt racing is back on. Cheltenham is where it is at today. Bet of the day Latalomne 2.55 , if it stays on its feet it would beat this lot round Cheltenham at level weights let along being given a few pounds by most.

Sorry mate it came third out of 5 ran/3 finished. Are you Gareth in disguise?

 

[Simster]

Sadler's Secret in the 4.00 Cheltenham

1st Icare d'Oudairies (FR) 33/1
2nd Major Shark (FR) 20/1
3rd Better Think Again (IRE) 14/1
4th Oh So Wisley (GB) 13/2


Another superb shout from Gareth "McCrirrick" Glover.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

he he

Fantastic Effort.

 

[Spiros]

Gareth - are you by any chance a bookie?

 

[Titanic]

Got any sure fire winner spread betting tips for us, Gareth ?

 

[CHAPPERS]

This is like that Bottom episode where the bookie tips a 3 legged horse that gets shot.

 

[Spiros]

This is like that Bottom episode where the bookie tips a 3 legged horse that gets shot.

But it still finished ahead of the one that Gareth tipped

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

This is like that Bottom episode where the bookie tips a 3 legged horse that gets shot.

would that horses name be Sad Ken?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I believe it was Sad Ken

 

[Simster]

Gareth - I hope for the sake of your (rapidly dwindling) tipster credibility that it triumphs, however I am fast getting the idea that you couldn't tip sh1t out of a bucket.

Unless, of course, a bucket of shit was "running" in the 2.30 at Kempton Park.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I am getting pissed off with this. Master Tern in the Paddy Power Cup tomorrow. Get on

Gareth's top tip.

Pick a horse that didn't even run. Nice work.