Norwich City Press Release!

[The Great Cornholio]

The Chairman and Board of Norwich City Football Club are please to announce the appointment of Albion Rob to the position of First Team Manager. His experience in computer football was the deciding factor and we hope he can bring his own brand of attacking football to Carrow Road.

We hope that he can continue to build on the work carried out by MRRF10 and elevate the club away from the relegation places and to stay in the League Cup as long as possible.

To this end, the board have injected a further £5 million into the club to be spent on transfers. This brings the transfer budget to £13 million.

The board would like to thank the other applicants and wish them every success in the future.

 

[Beach Hut]

The Chairman and Board have made a serious error in ignoring my application

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

the fans are not to happy with that

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

why didn't i get the job?

 

[The Great Cornholio]

why didn't i get the job?

Because Albion Rob did! Like the game itself, it came down to the roll of a dice.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i think norwich have made a big mistake

 

[Trigger]

Good choice, a true Lizard... And i think to be fair he did give the best interview.

 

[Albion Rob]

Eclusive first interview with new Canaries boss Albion Rob on Tractor World.

Speaking from the reclining chair in his new office, Albion Rob said: "I am delighted to have been offered this opportunity by the board of this fine club. I feel we have both the skill and determination to mount a concerted bid for a top 10 league position and are surely among the favourites for the League Cup after our win over Charlton.

"I intend to give the players who are here time to show me what they can do before taking a look at he transfer market and seeing where we need to improve.

"I would also like to take this opportunity to thank the fans who have made me extrememly welcome and look forward to tucking in to Delia's fine array of pies in the very near future."

 

[Beach Hut]

A tragic mistake - however the tractor boys are laughing

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

beach hut- i feel we were harshly treated here- i think there may be a bit of corruption in the boardroom

either that or they didn't think they could cope with out playboy lifestyles

 

[MRRF 10]

As ex-manager of Norwich, and boot cleaner, i wish Albion Rob luck in his new position as Norwich manager.

Although i wish Albion Rob luck, please be aware of the incompetance of the board. Do not ask for money, and do not try to have any ambition of greatness, as they will crush this, and try to turn you into there puppet.

The board should not have sacked me, and i will be taking Norwich football club, and the inert board to court.