Norwich boss in plea for points

[Albion Rob]

Norwich City boss Albion Rob today sensationally revealed the club's plan to 'syphon off' points from other Premiership clubs. Using the argument that 'Norwich is a nice place' and 'We've never done anyone any harm' Albion Rob has offered to pay clubs £100 EACH to allow the relegation-haunted Canaries to be credited with the 'spare' point from drawn games. Speaking from his bunker at Carrow Road, Albion Rob said: "I feel this new plan could really work to our advantage. I fail to see how this is any different to big clubs buying thier way to the title by signing the best players. We are simply looking to cut out the middle man and make the most of our limited resources."

 

[Wardy]

You had a draw with me, send me a cheque for £100 and you can have the point.

 

[Kryten]

I blame the poor position on the inept performance of the previous manager, MRRF 10

 

[Albion Rob]

You had a draw with me, send me a cheque for £100 and you can have the point.

Cool, cheers, I have got the club bursar to send the money and it should be credited to your club's account. You should reap the rewards of your generosity next transfer window.