Natalie useless Appleton

[smudge]

I know I shouldn't watch this tripe, but I love seeing this mad cow suffer. She is absolutely f***ing useless & I think it's hilarious that she keeps getting voted for to do those trials.

It gives you faith in people!

 

[Simster]

Indeed.

f***ing rubbish cow.

 

[Zeitgeist]

I wish my daughter wasn't watching this tripe either. She's been using my mobile to vote for the airhead!

 

[Braders]

i would

what?

 

[DannyBhoy]

she is SO annoying, she is just trying the same tactic as kerry Mcfadden did last year!

 

[clapham_gull]

She is quite obviously mentally ill. Quite sad listening to her sister on the Frank Skinner show about the way she uses bog roll to open toilet doors and turn on taps because she's frightened of germs. I would imagine that "her people" are already making the Harley Street appointments.

 

[Easy 10]

She really is utterly pathetic. I mean, I thought I was bad today with my crap hands, but at least I carried on through the pain barrier and got the job done. It seems Appleton can't even hold her breath underwater for a few seconds without going dizzy and crawling back to the side exhausted and in tears. And then - OH NO ! Not the BRIDGE again (which you couldn't fall off if you tried).

Burrell is winding me up as well, the big faggot. He makes such a camp DRAMA out of everything. Huffing and puffing along those ropes to get the case, whimpering like a little girl all the way, talking himself through it as though its some heroic ordeal (he even likened himself to Indiana Jones for christs sake). Look Burrell, Indy didn't have a whacking great safety belt to save him from any falls, now get back to making the tea and wiping royal arses you simpering old WOMAN.

 

[Braders]

any chance of leaving janet street porter in the jungle - permanently ?

 

[Robot Chicken]

Any chance of NOT voting Appleton out? I don't want her kicked out!!

 

[Easy 10]

I quite like Janet, the moany old slag. She speaks her mind and doesn't care about hurting people or pissing them off, which is cool. Fair play to her with those snakes as well, they were bastard well biting her hands all over the shop, but she carried on.

Sophie has got one FIT bod on her as well. Wouldn't mind seeing a bit of CLAM-JOUSTING between Sophie and Nancy. Phhhroar.

 

[Gazwag]

any chance of leaving janet street porter in the jungle - permanently ?

I didn't really like her before but from the clips I have seen I think she is classic speaking her mind especially about the "pretty stuck up" girls

She also had a great argument with Brian Harvey which I don't think I'd be brave enough to do

 

[Easy 10]

That pathetic whining cretin Natalie quit the show last night according to this mornings reports. I guess she must have failed miserably (again) at the Bushtucker trial and left the camp half starving to death before jumping ship and going back to her luxury hotel.

Well. Done.

 

[Hiney]

f***ing USELESS BINT

 

[saafend_seagull]

yeah she quit the trial and and then quit the show. PATHETIC.

 

[Lammy]

She never did the trial apparently. She just quit. The rest of the group nominated someone else to take it. apparently the person who DID do it did quite well and so they can finally eat!


What made me laugh was when Ant asked if she felt any extra pressure from the others because everyone was so hungry. Her reply, "Oh no they're fine, they're really supportive".

Now if it were anyone else then they would have taken it to mean "Do you FEEL any extra pressure because YOU feel guilty for be so SHIT and thus starving your team mates?"

How many stars have she managed to get collectively?

 

[Marshy]

Appleton is so manky......

 

[Hiney]

Hat's off to Ant & Dec for managing to refrain from saying "Why don't you just do the f***ing trial you weak pathetic whining mentalist BINT"

It's a shame the eels in that tank weren't electric

 

[Easy 10]

Appleton was crap beyond belief. That trial she did with Sopie where they were eating bugs etc, she passed on just about everything, so Sophie was the one who had to try to eat it all. Appleton even got a (relatively) easy one for that trial with some manky unpleasant forest fruit - at least that wasn't a live creature, but she couldn't even manage that. Meanwhile Sophies sucking on an Emu's BOLLOCK.

I've seen more backbone in a jellyfish. At least all of the other contestants give it a go, but she's just a pathetic quitter. Its always "ooh, I feel so weak, I've got nothing left". Whenever people see her now, they'll think "whinging, whiney, weak-willed pathetic quitter". Live with it Appleton. You're an embarrassment.

 

[Blackadder]

It's job done as far as Natalie is concerened.

She'll still get paid (£50K?) and she has the publicity she craved (albeit negative publicity).

Which tabloid will have her exclusive in the next couple of days?
(My money's on The Sun). Another £100K?

Talk about money for old rope!

 

[Braders]

Any chance of NOT voting Appleton out? I don't want her kicked out!!

neither do i