my cat is a right shit!!

[Tricky Dicky]

So, you're complaining that your cat is more intelligent than you because it can change your font size and you can't ??

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Glad its not just my cat that does this.

I had a picture of my cat sleeping on the keyboard of my laptop once, it's gone now sadly. I'd left the room for a matter of minutes and returned to find the furry swine completely crashed out on it. He gradually learnt to leave the laptop alone but he seemed to love the warmth!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

They couldn't get tickets for the match, so watched it on ITV Player when I got home

 

[Lincoln Imp]

I've just missed hitting next door's cat with half a brick. I could come round and have a go at yours if you feel it would help. I can bring my own bricks.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

They couldn't get tickets for the match, so watched it on ITV Player when I got home

Your tabby is gorgeous!

 

[Mutts Nuts]

the bloody animal has walked over the keyboard and made the text so small i almost need a magnifying glass to read what i post. can someone help.How do you get the text back to normal size?

Good, any one stupid enough to think they own a cat deserves every thing the little c*nts throw at them

 

[bomber130]

This situation has never happened to me but then again I don't own a horrible creature called a cat. Maybe you should just kill the cat and font size will never be a problem again. Hope this helps

But then again my f***ing dog ate my tie while I was at work today and she is now on death row the twat

 

[melias shoes]

Our cat does exactly the same. It's what they do.