Most annoying Person in your Office

[Goring Gull]

Every office or workplace has one.

In my oiffice we've got this woman, who not only takes a hell of a lot of sick leave. when she manages to make it to work all she does is moan about this that and the other pissing everyone else off.

What i want tro say is "Well if you don't like it, Find another job and Fvck off"

May not be the greatest job but it's easy and the hours are good plus money is not bad either.

 

[Italiaseagull]

All the women in my office piss me off!

1)They have more sick leave than I've had hot dinners!

2)They sit there and talk about Coronation Street, East Enders, Big Brother or other shit TV shows.

3)If I don't tell them where I am, or what I'm doing they collectivley winge at me!

4)They are all incompetant when it comes to IT. For Example they moan about printers not working "well switch it on at the mains you fool"

5)They never answer the phone.

6)They take 2 hour lunch breaks at 2:00pm.

etc, etc.............................

 

[CHAPPERS]

So it is true, women Do take more sick leave than men, i f***ing thought so. One girl got pulled up for having four days off in a row twice in a month (if its 5 they have to bring a doctors note in). f***ing bitch wasn't ill as a couple of people saw her out on more than one occasions during one of her 'sick' periods.

 

[REDLAND]

I have the bloke that laughs louder than thunder at his own jokes, Insecure t*sser

 

[Eggman]

No one is that annoying in my office....yet!

In my old job this bloke who sat opposite me was always tapping his desk like it was a drum kit and humming tunes.

It used to drive me up the wall

 

[tedebear]

I sit with a bunch of prissy, girlie, girlie moo moo's....

Now as you know I am female but this is horrendous... IT DOES NOT TAKE 30 MINUTES TO GO TO THE LOO BEFORE YOU GO HOME.....the train driver doesn't care wether you wear make up or not....

secondly - soup is meant to be served hot - THERE IS NO NEED TO GO BACK TO THE CANTEEN TO GET ICE CUBES TO COOL IT DOWN....

No - we do not need hairdryers in the ladies loo for when it rains...

lastly - you bought an Audi TT daft woman - don't complain that theres something wrong with the tyres which made you run into that bollard at Tescos, why do you think the people at the Audi garage laughed at you?? .... learn the difference between the stop and go pedals and we will get along a lot better....

 

[Beeneys gloves]

I've got Macbeths three witches in my office, 3 middle aged ladies who gossip all day long mainly about illnesses and of course have the perfect cure for everything going.

Then theres the ex army bloke who knows f*** all about newspapers and marches up and down the office like a twat

Then theres a girl with THE most annoying voice and phone manner u could ever wish to meet

Then theres the girl who has personal phone calls REALLY loudly and has an awful fake way of calling people darling

Have i missed anyone out?!

 

[Goring Gull]

Also don't women in the office manage to hjave the most stinking food? some revolting how made sick, sorry soup that stinks out the whole office and also the i'm on a diet merchants. Who think that just by eating salads normally they eat 40 plus a day they will loose weight, try exercise!!!!!!! if their that worried about it.

I do enjoy parading my KFC etc around in front of them

 

[Seagullible]

no-one here but used to work with a girl who was 20 but still reckoned she knew more about going out in Maidenhead 8 years ago than I do and I was doing it!
Also she wouldn't accept anyone telling her that the speed limit on motorways is 70ph for ALL lanes and not 50 for the inside, 60 for middle and 70 for outside! grrr

 

[marvin]

All the women in my office piss me off!


4)They are all incompetant when it comes to IT. For Example they moan about printers not working "well switch it on at the mains you fool"

Too right, we use DECT phones in the office, got a email from one person last week, i've accidentilly dropped one of the phones and I can't get it to do anything now. I go in expecting to see a phone in pieces. Pressed the on button and it worked perfectly, did you try switching it on I said, you can switch it off? was the reply.
huuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh !

25 miles to switch on a phone!

 

[MRRF 10]

At school theres this girl,and she eats really loudly .

I mean really loud. And stomps, instead of walking.

 

[Gwylan]

I work in a pretty much an all-male environment. There are a few women but they're all right and one's a webmistress so knows loads about IT.

The bloke I work opposite with is generally a good bloke but he does have the annoying habit of being right about everything, usually after the event. When one of his opinion's is shown to be wrong, he just lies and says that he said something else.

Like I said, nice guy, but he can be a pain sometimes.

Oh, and he keeps going on about how Scotland is better than England and how the Scots are better than the English which has wound up a few of the guys here.

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Gwylan I used to go out with a Scot, and she fessed up a rather interesting fact which may help here - just ask him why, if Scotland is so bloody wonderful, there are 5 million Scots in Scotland and 50 million Scots in the rest of the World.

(I like Scotland a lot by the way, the landscape's amazing and the people are great, I just don't like the anti-English chips on a minority of Scottish shoulders).

 

[Hannibal smith]

Scottish - never met a nice one.

Its quiet here today but the woman directly opposite is so loud people on the phone to me can hear her over me. She blames the phones when I mention it saying they are crap. My retort is that she might as well have 2 cups and a piece of string seeing as you can hear here anywhere within a 10 mile radius.

 

[zefarelly]

Goring gull summed up my office gripes perfectly, loads of sick leave, whinges all the time, about absolutely everything, and spends all day on the phone to her mates, if you ask for a favour, or for her to actually do any of her work its akin to being asked to chop yoiur own arm off

f***ing nightmare, shes been told if she doesnt like it she knows what she can do, and thats made it worse

 

[Dave the OAP]

The scots have a very balanced personality....


The have a chip on both shoulders

 

[Meade's Ball]

As porn moderators, we stay pretty quiet and concentrated on the job to hand.
But, overall, i am th emost annoying person in my office. I turn up late and sweaty. I never make the tea. I look at non-pornographic images all day (which is against the rules). I release farts that are ping-ponged round the room by the fans on our desks. I snigger. I like crosswords.

 

[bhaexpress]

I've worked with a few 'characters' over the years, know it alls, lazy sods and complete wankers, just about everybody has. The two that irritated me most were both Aussies. Now, as an IT contracter I've worked with a lot of antipodeans and found most of them highly amusing and pleasant.

The two I refer to were a gay man and a rather plain woman. The gay guy had this nasty habit of critising everything British and being very loud, the same charactaristic as the female. Irritating as they were worrking in the UK as our salaries are considerably higher than Australias.

Both got told by several people, myself included, 'If you don't like it then f*** off back home'.

There was one worse guy though, he got me fired off a contract. I was put in charge of a team of ten people doing a rollout. This involved groping around on floors under desks and playing with dirty equipment. Said person was an Asian who insisted on wearing designer suits despite the fact it was a jeans and T-Shirt job. Not surprisngly this person didn't want to soil his nice threads and thus didn't do much work, he also had very limited technical knowledge to boot. The other members of the team got fed up with his ways and overall manner and complained to me about it. I then quietly took the guy aside and explained that the others weren't happy with his lack of effort and he needed to get with the program. Anyway, he went to the line manager and told him that I'd called him a 'Paki bastard'. On the strength of that I had my contract terminated. This guy then started bragging about getting me sacked. The others in the team all then went to the line manager and told him the facts.

The upshot of it was that I got paid the rest of the contract in full (I didn't go back there) and he was sacked and blacklisted with several large agencies.

Pathetic though.

 

[looney]

Noe really. Do have a singleton behind me so when theres a gathering of them its all men this men that. I just hope it doesn't turn me safeway or into a serial killer.

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Too right, we use DECT phones in the office, got a email from one person last week, i've accidentilly dropped one of the phones and I can't get it to do anything now. I go in expecting to see a phone in pieces. Pressed the on button and it worked perfectly, did you try switching it on I said, you can switch it off? was the reply.
huuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhh !

25 miles to switch on a phone!

Ahhh, you see Marvin, ask over the phone or e-mail , what happens when you turn it on, etc and you could have saved yourself a trip.....