More Hollywood Cowie poo, from CeeFax.

[bhaexpress]

HOOLIGANS "Lord of the Rings" star Elijah Wood will play an American who travels to London and gets involved in the world of football hooliganism.

Given some of the recent 'Historical' (make that hysterical) films of recent times (Braveheart, U571, The Patriot) where the film producers don't let the truth get in the way of a good story it beggers belief as to what this attrocity will be like.

Tragically, IMHO, the average American is one of the most gullible individuals around and they'll believe every word.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Great. Cue 'gritty' film drama starring the Tottenham 'T-birds' taking on the Arsenal godfather Chevvy Chase and his crew on the Seven Sisters Road.

 

[JJ McClure]

Arrest Mel Gibson for crimes against historical fact.

 

[Northstander]

I TOUGHT ORIGINALLy LORD OF THE RINGS WAS FILM ABOUT A GANG OF HOMOSEXUALS,

 

[WATFORD O]

bhaexpress is gay.

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think we all need one thing even less than a miserable 4-0 defeat to a team of juveniles - and that is a reopening of the hostilities between you two. Give it a rest, for f**ks sake.

 

[WATFORD O]

I think we all need one thing even less than a miserable 4-0 defeat to a team of juveniles - and that is a reopening of the hostilities between you two. Give it a rest, for f**ks sake.

But mum he started it!

 

[WATFORD zero]

I don't care who started It

Now play nicely or you get your legs slapped and spend the rest of the day in your rooms

 

[WATFORD O]

you always take his side!

 

[Braders]