Monday Afternoons Unanswered Questions

[Virgo's Haircut]

You know those things you always wonder about?

Well I've always wondered why the wrong number is never engaged?

 

[zefarelly]

how would you know its the wrong number if it is engaged ?

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

how would you know its the wrong number if it is engaged ?

Yes you may have noticed the dunces hat I was wearing?

Ok, what about...

Why do you always see the bus you want go in the other direction before you one comes?

My coat is on, the taxi is called, and this thread is going nowhere

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why is nobody answering this thread? Because it's RUBBISH?

 

[Jason Speaks]

Why when you're ill do you get told to drink plenty of fluids? What else are you going to drink? A jumbo jet, a large piece of moon rock?

 

[Icy Gull]

Why are aircraft near hits called near misses?

 

[Titanic]

Why is it called "rush hour" when your car barely moves?

 

[Titanic]

and another thing, in exams, why does it say 'Write in your own words'? Surely you can't just go and make up your own words?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Baker Street station was the world's first underground station.

Why?

 

[Titanic]

and one more thing... Why is the phrase 'I know it's none of my business' always followed by 'but...'?

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why do Sainsbury's put a sell-by date on sour cream?

(both copyright Barry Cryer, 1924)

 

[REDLAND]

How many fibres are intertwined in a Shredded Wheat biscuit?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Why are paedophiles always blokes?

 

[Marc]

Why are Coldplay so shit?

 

[Soton Seagull]

You know those things you always wonder about?

Well I've always wondered why the wrong number is never engaged?

It is now!

I just had to call someone, realised I had put in the wrong final digit, but luckily it was engaged. Granted it was an internal call, but I reckon that still counts.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Why are paedophiles always blokes?

Not been reading the news today Cheeky?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/3543323.stm

 

[REDLAND]

How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?

 

[Titanic]

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

 

[Soton Seagull]

Why does toilet roll have 2 plys (apart from school tracing paper style in the 80s)? Why can't they just make the 1st ply thicker?

 

[Jason Speaks]

Why after you've lost something do people say "It's always in the last place you look!"

Of course it is because logically after I've found my keys in my pocket I'm not going to double check that they're not behind the sofa.