[Albion] Mitoma rose like a koi carp!

[Varndean VI Form College]

Credit to my old friend for conjuring up that wonderful simile within seconds of the header crossing the line. Felt it worthy of sharing.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Are koi famous for their jumping? You sure he isn't thinking of salmon? You might as well say he jumped like a Samurai. Or a bowl of ramen.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Koi, and a lot of the king carp, do tend to 'leap'. I wouldn't say they're resplendent in their aerobatics though, more like a surface breaking belly flop

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Koi, and a lot of the king carp, do tend to 'leap'. I wouldn't say they're resplendent in their aerobatics though, more like a surface breaking belly flop

And they're pretty crap at headers

 

[Horses Arse]

Japanese carp carp? What's one of them then?

 

[Diallo]

I thought the way he bellyflopped to the ground in the 2nd half was very Ramen noodles.

 

[Eric the meek]

Useful emojis when speaking in reverent tones about Mitoma:

- Mount Fuji

- Shinto temple

- Map of Japan

- Blowfish

- Love hotel


Edit: Apologies for the last emoji - my account has been hacked.

 

[amexer]

I thought congratulations to Bournmouth the first side that have kept him out of game. FB Smith mastered him for 85mins . Most FB go into centre when play on other side but he stayed with Mitoma to make sure not left in space. Have to say Mitoma won the contest by scoring winner and getting Smith booked.

 

[LamieRobertson]

An interviewers dream bless him

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I thought the way he bellyflopped to the ground in the 2nd half was very Ramen noodles.

And the way he sashimies past defenders