Came out of the WSU and walking round the south to get to the park and ride and this bloke walking ahead of us got bumped by someone coming the other. He then proceeded to walk backwards whilst giving the offender the cupped hand gesture. Unfortunately, the other bloke was oblivious to this as he had continued walking! The other bloke continued to walk backwards and then promptly walked into to young girls. In a friendly manner (as I thought he was actually Brighton) I said 'mind where you're going mate'. Upon which he started having a go about the fact he knew exactly where he was going as he had a walked into a fat c*** like me. Now, fat yes, c***, well I don't go along with that. Obviously it was apparent that he was Millwall by now. He then proceeded to rant on about cheating spanish and he would take me if I wanted!!!!
It was all rather funny as you need to realise that the bloke looked like a small version of Sid Little!!! (for younger viewers, google images).
It was all rather funny as you need to realise that the bloke looked like a small version of Sid Little!!! (for younger viewers, google images).