Millionaire Maker

[Kaney]

I am currently on a quest to become a millionaire (overnight) i am approximately 1/1,000,000th of the way there after finding a £1 coin on the way home,

If you wish to join this fantastic quest, please send £1 of your money via paypal to neilkane@gmail.com

Its only a £

The way it works is like a charity collection. lots of people make a small pledge which although seems meaningless after a few have arrived becomes slightly respectable.

Once my pile is sufficient I will donate the entire sum to the club. thus wiping out our poverty,



I will keep everyone informed on the running total, lets try and get at least £100. Dig Deep Lads and indeed Ladettes.

Many Thanks

Kaney

PS, this is very much NOT a joke.

 

[Wardy]

Why not just all send a £1 to the club? Or is the irony of this post lost on me.

 

[Kaney]

The club will benefit less from small donations, as the processing will increase costs.

Believe me, I do business studies, and i'm good!

 

[Lammy]

The club will benefit less from small donations, as the processing will increase costs.

Believe me, I do business studies, and i'm good!

Where did you study?

www.makemerichquick.com ?

 

[Kaney]

I would never make a profit aout of my beloved football club, maybe a commercial company like bet365 but i wont go into that.

Trust me, any donations i recieve, i will forward to the club.

 

[Biscuit]

I will, only if you send me the interest you account gains once you hit the 1million mark. Deal?

 

[Kaney]

I will, only if you send me the interest you account gains once you hit the 1million mark. Deal?

I assure you, any interest after my account reaches £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS) you can have.

I feel the first positive response will provoke a Crystal Palace defensive situation, in which the flood gates open.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

So we all chip in a hard-earned quid, while you get away scott free by sending in a quid you FOUND?
Cheapskate

 

[Kaney]

So we all chip in a hard-earned quid, while you get away scott free by sending in a quid you FOUND?
Cheapskate

I will add a further £1 to the pot, if it makes everyone happy.

 

[G_master]

paypal charges are gonna decrease the pound people donate down to 96pence. Lets not make paypal people rich at the same time.

 

[Kaney]

paypal charges are gonna decrease the pound people donate down to 96pence. Lets not make paypal people rich at the same time.

I didn't think they charge 4% on small amounts. 2.5% i thought, still less than the club will lose through individual £1 donations.

 

[G_master]

well in the long run that £25,000 of your estimated million, that could buy a shit player or pay some wages, buy some grass etc

 

[Kaney]

well in the long run that £25,000 of your estimated million, that could buy a shit player or pay some wages, buy some grass etc

Yes but the club will lose at least 10% of a £1 donation. Plus you have to pay the postage, so why not add 10p and donate £1.10 to cover the charge.

Or, if you think that is a profit making request. Add whatever you can afford e.g £1.04 or work it out

 

[Barnet Seagull]

is it tax efficient?

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

very strange idea

 

[Kaney]

Tax will not be charged on gifts

Kaney

 

[Braders]

how much you made so far?

 

[Kaney]

 

[Braders]

still £999,999 short i take it

 

[Kaney]

absolutly