Midget wanted this weekend - paid in cash in hand

[terrymendez]

Not sure why - but it may appeal to any NSC midgets.

Calling all vertically challenged folk from the South East. . . I am after recruiting a small person for attatching to our stag for the weekend of the 30-5-08 to 31-5-08 (Sat through Sun Morning). The willing applicant will have to have good sense of humour, in return will be guaranteed to have a laugh, and will be looked after with a friendly group of lads. All expenses paid and cash in hand for helping us out with making his weekend a memorable one.



Small Person (Midget) Wanted Brighton Brighton events gigs music nightlife clubbing

Possible reasons why

You have a small mate who always seems left out...

It's a Indiana Jones theme and they need a Short Round to finish off the cast list...

The stag has a Jimmy Cranky phobia and the midget will be hidden in their hotel room...

ideas?

 

[Springal]

I was at an exhibition at Earls Court a few weeks back and one stand had a vertically challenged male, stood painted blue and dressed like a smurf....

You can also hire SIA badged [official door man accredited] doorman for nightclubs that are under 5'2 for laughs too..

 

[Man of Harveys]

 

[Wozza]

 

[Uncle C]

I could do with the work. I'm a bit short this week.

 

[Gully]

This is quite a nice example of a midget:

 

[Nibble]

I could do with the work. I'm a bit short this week.

 

[Trufflehound]

He's probably available:

Oh, hold on...