Midget wanted this weekend - paid cash in (small) hand

[terrymendez]

Not sure why - but it may appeal to any NSC midgets.

Calling all vertically challenged folk from the South East. . . I am after recruiting a small person for attatching to our stag for the weekend of the 30-5-08 to 31-5-08 (Sat through Sun Morning). The willing applicant will have to have good sense of humour, in return will be guaranteed to have a laugh, and will be looked after with a friendly group of lads. All expenses paid and cash in hand for helping us out with making his weekend a memorable one.



Small Person (Midget) Wanted Brighton Brighton events gigs music nightlife clubbing

Possible reasons why

You have a small mate who always seems left out...

It's a Indiana Jones theme and they need a Short Round to finish off the cast list...

The stag has a Jimmy Cranky phobia and the midget will be hidden in their hotel room...

ideas?

 

[Mendoza]

In a great pub in Hove about a year ago, me and my mates started chatting to a girl (in real life, not via a keyboard) and it turned out she worked for a stag party operator in Brighton, and they have a few midgets they have for hire, who dress up as smurfs or ommpa loompas.

Cost £200 a night from memory, but I cant remember the company she worked for

 

[Marshy]

In a great pub in Hove about a year ago, me and my mates started chatting to a girl (in real life, not via a keyboard) and it turned out she worked for a stag party operator in Brighton, and they have a few midgets they have for hire, who dress up as smurfs or ommpa loompas.

Cost £200 a night from memory, but I cant remember the company she worked for

yeah a friend of my brothers had this, dressed up as a smurf even went abroad with them for the stag do.
Brilliant he was by all accounts.
I will see if i can get some details.