[News] Message from Nicola

[bha100]

[tweet]1241792642033295360[/tweet]

 

[Questions]

That’s not really Sturgess talking is it’ ?

 

[B-right-on]

Excellent

 

[bha100]

That’s not really Sturgess talking is it’ ?

No jimmy krankie

 

[Questions]

No jimmy krankie

I can’t believe that NicolacSturgess would say that.... it must surely have been edited in some way with another Scotch speaker having her voice transpositioned into her mouth sayings.

 

[Eeyore]

I can’t believe that NicolacSturgess would say that.... it must surely have been edited in some way with another Scotch speaker having her voice transpositioned into her mouth sayings.

It did cross my mind. But she is pretty direct. It seems a reliable column.

Well done, Nicola. I wonder if Johnson will do the same.

 

[dazzer6666]

That’s not really Sturgess talking is it’ ?

Er, haha, no.

****ing funny, and hits the spot though

She was quite impressive today (and I can’t stand her)....very direct.

She was so impressed she retweeted the voiceover

 

[Deleted member 2719]

But the question is, did Alexs whack his toe up Nicola ass

 

[dazzer6666]

 

[The Spanish]

Won’t be long before she is implying that the Scottish are somehow more compassionate and neighborly than the English, without actually saying it.

 

[Swansman]

Dont understand one word.

 

[dazzer6666]

Dont understand one word.

None of us do, don’t worry.

 

[NooBHA]

None of us do, don’t worry.

I obviously understood it perfectly.

In fact it sounds like one of my old neighbours when we were growing up when we kicked a ball and it landed in her garden which went something along the lines of.

" Ryte yoo lot - Beetit .

Iv that baw lands in ma gayrdin again. Am gonnay stick a nyfe in it an cum oot thayer an poot ma tow up yer arses, the lot o ya. So fuukk ov an play outside yer ain hoosees an see how yer ain mythers an faythers like it"

**** that was hard to write with spell check switched on.

 

[dazzer6666]

I obviously understood it perfectly.

In fact it sounds like one of my old neighbours when we were growing up when we kicked a ball and it landed in her garden which went something along the lines of.

" Ryte yoo lot - Beetit .

Iv that baw lands in ma gayrdin again. Am gonnay stick a nyfe in it an cum oot thayer an poot ma tow up yer arses, the lot o ya. So fuukk ov an play outside yer ain hoosees an see how yer ain mythers an faythers like it"

**** that was hard to write with spell check switched on.

Curiously close to my upbringing in Devon as it happens......

Oi, ifyer ****in ball laaans in moi garden agin oil’ll punkture the ****er wiv me penknife, now fuuuuck orf.

 

[Invicta]

I obviously understood it perfectly.

In fact it sounds like one of my old neighbours when we were growing up when we kicked a ball and it landed in her garden which went something along the lines of.

" Ryte yoo lot - Beetit .

Iv that baw lands in ma gayrdin again. Am gonnay stick a nyfe in it an cum oot thayer an poot ma tow up yer arses, the lot o ya. So fuukk ov an play outside yer ain hoosees an see how yer ain mythers an faythers like it"

**** that was hard to write with spell check switched on.

Did you grow up in a Broons or Oor Wullie comic strip!!?

 

[NooBHA]

Did you grow up in a Broons or Oor Wullie comic strip!!?

Broons and Oor Wullie obviously had their origins from somewhere did they not ?

 

[Taybha]

Well said, whatever it was, I don't care, she's a very small Keeper, not quite as small as Maty, but a keeper nonetheless.

 

[Baldseagull]

None of us do, don’t worry.

https://thehooksite.com/shows/understanding-the-scottish-accent/

 

[Gwylan]

None of us do, don’t worry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGRcJQ9tMbY

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Dont understand one word.

Your Amex sex dungeon makes more sense.