Men only and some ladies!

[LEWES CLIFF]

I have a friend who boasts he can copulate with his wife without waking her up,is this possible?If so then it opens all avenues of possibilities and all we have to do is buy our partners Horlicks!I personally think hes on a wind up,can auntie albion please help me with this question?

 

[Bluejuice]

You are having a laugh?

 

[sully]

Only if you've got a very small willy.

Surely she'd notice, she probably just doesn't want it and hopes he'll go away if she pretends to stay asleep.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Perhaps she likes to 'play dead'.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

My wife usually sleeps through the whole sordid experience, but then again, I am pretty crap.

 

[Crawley Boy]

If they are asleep are they consenting?

 

[perth seagull]

Maybe his wife is a blow up doll?

 

[Hungry Joe]

I used to like trying to stick my finger up my wife's bum whilst she was asleep without waking her.

 

[Silent Bob]

I would guess he's tiny and/or she's cavernous.

 

[wehatepalace]

I used to like trying to stick my finger up my wife's bum whilst she was asleep without waking her.

 

[C1 BHA]

I used to like trying to stick my finger up my wife's bum whilst she was asleep without waking her.

You KNOW it makes sense

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

Get them completely pissed out of their heads, so as soon as they get home, they're head hits the pillow and whammo.

They just don't have a clue what you did to them..................not that I know anything about this subject of course.

 

[Waterhall Wizard]

You mean it is permitted to have sex with your wife whilst she is awake?

Well, that knocks one well known phrase for six. You can teach an old dog new tricks.

 

[Wozza]

I have a friend who boasts he can copulate with his wife without waking her up,is this possible?If so then it opens all avenues of possibilities and all we have to do is buy our partners Horlicks!I personally think hes on a wind up,can auntie albion please help me with this question?

Wouldn't try that with a new partner...

 

[Hungry Joe]

You KNOW it makes sense

It was the element of danger and unknown reaction if she woke that made it so much fun. It was either a slap and a "what are you doing you perv!" or a "ooh yeah, that's nice" etc. I once, but only once, managed a whole finger and tongue session with a hand shandy finish without waking her. Her face in the morning as she tried to work out why her bum felt a bit wet and why there was dried spunk everywhere was a picture. It's not so much fun with my current girlfriend as she loves it and just rapes me as soon as I start.

 

[C1 BHA]

It was the element of danger and unknown reaction if she woke that made it so much fun. It was either a slap and a "what are you doing you perv!" or a "ooh yeah, that's nice" etc. I once, but only once, managed a whole finger and tongue session with a hand shandy finish without waking her. Her face in the morning as she tried to work out why her bum felt a bit wet and why there was dried spunk everywhere was a picture. It's not so much fun with my current girlfriend as she loves it and just rapes me as soon as I start.

Honestly man, you're talking my language

 

[LEWES CLIFF]

Remind me not to sleep round youre house!

 

[Hungry Joe]

Honestly man, you're talking my language

Glad to hear it.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Remind me not to sleep round youre house!

He he.











DON'T SLEEP ROUND MY HOUSE.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Fancy a shag?

Nope.






Mind if I have one then?