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Mellisa Porter
- Thread starter 1983
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Mrs Coach
aka Jesus H. Woman
Saw her in Spud U Like, Brighton! My brother was speechless. Soppy Git.
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
She used to go to school with my wife.
Which is nice.
Which is nice.
Northstander
Well-known member
- Oct 13, 2003
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eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
Absolutely gorgeous 
captainmorganrum
Wrexham
You can hire her (and a friend), and they'll come around to your house.
http://www.porterandsmurfit.com/
It's all above board though..... shame!
eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
Her husband's called Bradley. Oh dear.
*apologies to any Bradleys on here
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*apologies to any Bradleys on here
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surrey jim
Not in Surrey
HAMPSHIRE DAVE
New member
"Bit of posh totty what"
HAMPSHIRE DAVE
HAMPSHIRE DAVE
smudge
Up the Albion!
What does she present?
Wienergull
Geht in Ordnung
captainmorganrum said:
You can hire her (and a friend), and they'll come around to your house.
http://www.porterandsmurfit.com/
It's all above board though..... shame!
Shame they can't spell "complementary" though.
magoo
New member
eastlondonseagull
Well-known member
magoo said:
Good work Magoo. Always fancied her. Think it's her northern accent
magoo
New member
eastlondonseagull said:Good work Magoo. Always fancied her. Think it's her northern accent
No, it's because she looks like a SLUT!