Marriage

[Guy Fawkes]

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Very good

 

[steward 433]

That is well fuckin funny

9.5/10

Wife says 6/10

 

[surrey jim]

good one

 

[Wardy]

I like that only complaint is that before marriage they would not be husband and wife.

 

[steve-c]

how true i got wed last april. wife agrees

 

[che]

 

[larus]

Very funny...