[News] Man looking for long lost love...but can't remember her name

[Paris]

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/174...s-to-find-lost-love-but-cant-recall-her-name/

Spat my cornflakes out reading this earlier. The bit about her having been pregnant but the baby not being his nearly finished me off.

 

[Weststander]

A true romantic.

 

[Albalbion]

That link just took me to some drivel about office space... I admit i only skimmed it because it was as boring as hell but i didn't see anything about some donut forgetting his mrs?

 

[beorhthelm]

wrong link methinks

 

[Razzoo]

That link just took me to some drivel about office space... I admit i only skimmed it because it was as boring as hell but i didn't see anything about some donut forgetting his mrs?

Same for me

 

[Paris]

My apologies. Corrected.

 

[rippleman]

"I will never forget her"

But he can't even remember her name??

That's true love right there that is.

 

[Wozza]

"Mr Kelso is disabled and has trouble walking after three back surgeries for injuries sustained in parachute jumps."

Sounds quite a catch.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

That's it - tonight I'm kicking Mrs W to the kerb and hunting down a slapper I remember sleeping with in 1991. Bugger if I can remember her name though .....

 

[Gwylan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXSbfI19RUw

 

[beorhthelm]

oh its on the Argus site. bugger that. i might like to start a binfest about open offices instead.

 

[BBassic]

The one about open offices was actually really interesting. I f**king hate working in an open office. The noise is unbearable.

 

[Paris]

"Mr Kelso is disabled and has trouble walking after three back surgeries for injuries sustained in parachute jumps."

Sounds quite a catch.

Where do I sign?

 

[The Clamp]

What a chump.

 

[LlcoolJ]

'He said: “If she does read this paper, I will get a passport and save some money so I came meet her at London Heathrow airport.”'

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This is quite marvellous. Well done The Argus!

 

[Eeyore]

Suspect, and with his condition, which one board member sees fit to poke fun at, he may be going through a bad period in his life if he is going to these lengths to recover something so long gone.

Shame he's gone public. It will only be a troll fest.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Looney

 

[Weststander]

That's it - tonight I'm kicking Mrs W to the kerb and hunting down a slapper I remember sleeping with in 1991. Bugger if I can remember her name though .....

Sharon?

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Sharon?

I never went THAT low !

 

[LamieRobertson]

'He said: “If she does read this paper, I will get a passport and save some money so I came meet her at London Heathrow airport.”'

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This is quite marvellous. Well done The Argus!

I can see one immediate flaw in that plan