Man found guilty of sex with a dog. But it was female, so....

[Hove Lagoonery]

...was it really that bad?
and presumably it consented or it would have bit him!

Man guilty of having sex with dog - Yahoo! News UK

 

[JetsetJimbo]

I heard his girlfriend is a proper bitch.

 

[Bean]

That's barking mad.

 

[Bean]

The poor dog

 

[lastyboy]

Badger that is AMAZING! lol hahaha

 

[albion534]

What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?

I'm sure the cat wouldn't feel it ;-)

Also, did he use a condom?

 

[NickBHAFC18]

What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?

 

[Bean]

No but seriously that is FURcking sick

 

[Hove Lagoonery]

If his ex-wife was the only witness, couldn't he just deny it?

...or did the dog somehow give evidence in court?

Actually that's just what i thought. Does this mean that any scorned woman can make something like this up and a jury will believe her?

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

He was just getting out of bed everyone.... Naked. With his willy in the dog. So what?

 

[TheJasperCo]

I bet they chose the dogging position.

 

[Two Professors]

Sounds like Ruff justice

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Would.

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Meade's Ball]

What are the practicalities of having sex with a dog? I've got a cat and it's hard to get it to stay still for more than a few seconds, I dread to think how frenetic it's reaction would be if I tried to stick my penis in it. Surely you have to put in some groundwork to get it in the mood in order for it to be a willing participant?

You'd need a catrape cohort. Place that strokable, humpable feline on the lap of a friend, or care in the community chap who'll agree to anything at the price of a Drusillas visit, after spending a few days slightly unsharpening its claws. The cat picks at the trousers of said partner, which are made of the thickest carpet materials, growing more satisfied as it goes. In its deepest purr, in flies a long, thin pink one, and euphoria is shared in a matter of seconds. Thankfully, the lovee, licks away the evidence and no one would ever know. Ok, the tinned bean sausage turds would be a bit fuller-bodied for a few days, but that could be easily explained away on some excessive gorging by the little beast on some Felix Oven Feast, which is a famed plop-thickener. Cats, also, as we know, have barbed peni, so, a fleshy, unpointed pronging might actually be less harmful and unpleasing to it.

 

[imissworthing2]

Is Kissing Cheating??

Gotta be merged with this one shirley,opens up a can of worms

 

[imissworthing2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmcdLEnhSi8&feature=related

 

[Southern Toon]

Give a dog a bone

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Actually that's just what i thought. Does this mean that any scorned woman can make something like this up and a jury will believe her?

I think there must have been forensic evidence to secure a guilty verdict.