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Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
52,296
Goldstone
Friend has been banging on to me about this. I can't quite bring myself to watch it...
You're doing the right thing. I'm only watching it because we all watch it as a family, but there are definitely better way to spend your time (although it is fun as a group).
 








ElectricNaz

Well-known member
Jan 23, 2013
927
Hampshire
Lauren: "Why would anyone be scared of an elf? Jack is literally a leprechaun with a topknot that shops in the kids aisle. He's insufferable" :lolol:

I love the lack of filter Lauren has towards Jack. It's fantastic. And he deserves it because he is a tool and therefore so is Tori because she is so blind towards the game he's playing.
 






Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
52,296
Goldstone
At least Tori is finally realising what a twat Jack is. It's funny how the experts don't bother with any balance when they're on the couch. Instead they just say 'Tori, Jack is a f***ing twat. Please watch how he behaves so you too can see what a f***ing twat he is.'

Tori: Jack, I don't think this is going to work out because you're an arsehole

Jack: I was thinking we could have kids in a year or two

Tori: Oh Jack ❤️

:facepalm:
 


Justice

Dangerous Idiot
Jun 21, 2012
20,274
Born In Shoreham
Tori: Jack, I don't think this is going to work out because you're an arsehole

Jack: I was thinking we could have kids in a year or two

Tori: Oh Jack ❤️

:facepalm:
I’m not sure who’s the biggest arsehole Jack or Tori. He seems like one of these all talk and no action types surely you would have shagged her by now to at least try it out.
 


Triggaaar

Well-known member
Oct 24, 2005
52,296
Goldstone
I’m not sure who’s the biggest arsehole Jack or Tori. He seems like one of these all talk and no action types surely you would have shagged her by now to at least try it out.

Annoying as she is, I think she's really pretty. So I'd try it out quite a lot.
 






wellquickwoody

Many More Voting Years
NSC Patron
Aug 10, 2007
13,831
Melbourne
Sara. I could easily have said 'she's the type that would reach for a knife mid argument, and use it making her my kinda girl' but her plotting and lying about seeing an Ex makes her very much not my kinda girl. Seeing her squirm whilst she desperately tries to think up new lies is well funny.
The best looker on there in my view, but desperately needs a boob job in my ever so humble opinion. Never said that before I can tell you.

Gonna enjoy watching your comments from afar, but I will keep spoilers to myself, unless I can be VERY cryptic.
 










Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,300
I don't really watch it so forgive me for getting a bit wrong:

Andrea - who?
Cassandra - nice enough.
Eden - as above.
Ellie - stitched up with a nobhead, nice girl.
Lauren - outstanding. How was she single?
Lucinda - annoying voice but you gotta admire her patience. I wish her well.
Natalie - nice enough.
Sara - reincarnated Betty Blue, but it won't be one of her eyes being taken out. Hold tight for the ride of your life.
Tori - too submissive and possibly desperate. Lovely girl.
Madeleine - a mental case and no mistake.
Jade - nice enough.
Michael - safe.

Ben - dopey kunnt.
Collins - so immature you wonder if he is a child with a fake beard.
Jack - deserves a shoeing.
Jayden - hard. Well you'd need to be with girly hair.
Jonathan - jammy barstud but could put a glass eye to sleep. Needs some speed
Richard - sad old man.
Tim - he's a good man. Everything I'm not. The swine.
Timothy - very lucky. Lucinda could justifiably have FOed ages ago. Likeable guy.
Tristan - oh dear. It is as if he has 3-4 pints before anyone else has started. Harmless but would drive anyne girl nuts.
Stephen - far too handsome to be straight.
Ridge - nice guy.
Ash - poor bloke, they stitched him right up.
 




Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,300
I told you I didn't know what I was talking about.

Timothy, he's a closet case. Not likeable for how he has treated the annoying speaking one.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
71,979
Return of the swivel-eyed loon :ohmy:

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MattBackHome

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
11,839
Question... If Tim (as in Lucinda & Tim) was an Albion STH what stand would he be in?

I vote West Upper.
 


AlexBH

Well-known member
Nov 19, 2017
614
Tim (NOT Timothy)- easily the best bloke on there, needs to ditch Sara.

Lucinda- full on, but the patience of a saint. She deserved better than Timothy.
 




AlexBH

Well-known member
Nov 19, 2017
614
Question... If Tim (as in Lucinda & Tim) was an Albion STH what stand would he be in?

I vote West Upper.
West stand lower, near the front next to the dug outs. Would spend the game criticising everyone on a Saturday and then not turn up on Sunday to play Sunday league.
 




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